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Postby LionHeart-112 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:36 pm

Dhuuso--Yes i'm an annanymous internet user, but you know there is some1 behind this computer who can kick your ass any day and i will meet you if u will.

Kamal--There is absolutely nothing to refute. Nobody can understand your english. Even your Kaafir buddy dhuuso diddn't reply because he doesn't understand your english.

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Postby Kamal35 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:06 pm

Well, you neither speak in good Somali, so we're odds here, Lion. Better in English, don't you think? Or prefer in Mexican? I'm brilliant speaking on Mexican! As Hannah said, I'm a wetback or something...

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:07 pm

My somali is nearly perfect and so is my English. I still don't understand you. Please attend more ESL courses than try and diss some1.

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Postby Kamal35 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:17 pm

Me basta con hablar en castellano, pero si no quieres, por mí, bueno, lo que quieras...

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:19 pm

Even though i have no idea what says, it still makes more sense to me than what you wrote in English.

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Postby Mochatanya » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:19 pm

Kamal- The only thing funny about that was thinking that you thought it was funny. Where are you pals to come and congratulate you? And didn't you say you were leaving this place? Didn't Lionheart shame you enough?

Some people are so stupid.

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Postby intellex » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:20 pm

[quote="Kamal35"]Me basta con hablar en castellano, pero si no quieres, por mí, bueno, lo que quieras...[/quote]


ola sinior maricon mi gusta tua madre mucho , delor del cullo Laughing

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Postby Mochatanya » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:20 pm

Lion- Haven't you heard stories of people who said things against Allah and had the worst things happen to them?

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:22 pm

Mocha--I have walaal, but i doubt that Kamal counts as "people" in the eyes of Allah (swt).

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Postby Mochatanya » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:23 pm

After what he just said, I wouldn't be surprised.

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:26 pm

Considering the number of Mujrims who pose a threat to the Islamic nation, i don't think people like Kamal even make the list of those worthy of a "lighthening."......

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Postby Kamal35 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:26 pm

I've just said that Spanish is a good language to speak. Not another insult was intended. It goes with the mentality. If you don't speak a language it seems they're insulting you.

Make no mistake here.

I was just saying "hola".

Hola

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Postby LionHeart-112 » Fri Aug 19, 2005 5:32 pm

FU.CK YOU..that's my hola to you.

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Re: Funny contradictions

Postby Say_what1 » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:15 am

[quote="Kamal35"]Funny contradictions:

Muslims don't eat pork because eating pork for Jews is like eating like a rat. Pork is forbidden both in Jewishm and Islam.

But muslims hate jews.

Alcohol is forbidden in muslim societies. Funny. The word Alcohol comes from the Arabic word Al-Kuhul. Arabs were the first guys destilling alcohol. But there's not a law against enjoying alcohol in Paradise: Rivers of Water, Milk, Alcohol and Honey.[/quote]


Nacas, The origin of the word alcohol is not known, A theory says it COULD come from the arabic word Al-kuhul due to the 'al' prefix. And kuhul for sure doesn't mean alcohol.

The alcohol in jannah is not the same type of alcohol in earth today. THere is nothing in Jannah that is the same as somethings in this Earth.

037.045 Round will be passed to them a Cup from a clear-flowing fountain,

037.046 Crystal-white, of a taste delicious to those who drink (thereof),

037.047 Free from headiness; nor will they suffer intoxication therefrom.

[al-Saaffaat 37:45-47]

If you Drink the wine in Jannah, you will not suffer any kind of hurt, pain, or headaches, and it will not destroy your wealth.'The wine of the Hereafter bears no resemblance to the wine of this world except in name'. So tell me whats the contradiction??

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Postby Globetrotter- » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:36 am

I have always wondered Allah gave human beings the brain to brew beer and turn grapes into wines, sugar into liquor and bans it


and


These same drinks are given as a reward in life hereafter.



But kamal35 that is the dynamics of faith. It is based on contradictions - the good the bad, heaven and hell, satan and god. It seems that a world without contradiction is so good- there would be no need for prophets. Islam is about submission to withstand temptations.


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