Funny contradictions

[Say_what1]

[quote="Globetrotter-"]I have always wondered Allah gave human beings the brain to brew beer and turn grapes into wines, sugar into liquor and bans it


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These same drinks are given as a reward in life hereafter.
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"The wine of the Hereafter bears no resemblance to the wine of this world except in name",

"same drinks are given as a reward " - Not true

[Kamal35]

Read in the WC of a pub in Berlin. Translated into English:

"GOD IS DEAD"
--->(Signed) Nietzsche

"NIETZSCHE IS DEAD"
---->(Signed) God

"DO YOU USUALLY COME HERE, TO DRINK A BEER?"
----->(Signed) Nietzsche

"WELL, YOU BROUGHT HERE THAT SHIT OF THE ETERNAL RETURN"
----->(Signed) God

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"A man can commit suicide. GOD CAN NOT".

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"JESUS RESUCITATED LAZARUS. WHERE'S LAZARUS NOW? HE WAS RESUCITATED. WHERE IS HE NOW? OR DID HE DIE TWICE? WHAT'S THE MEANING OF RESUCITATING SOMEONE TO KILL HIM AGAIN? TO MAKE HIM TO SUFFER THE SAME THING TWICE? AND YOU CALL IT CHRISTIANITY?

WHERE THE HELL IS LAZARUS?"

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"Jesus never said to his apostles COME ON AND WALK ON THE WATERS. He just said: "Walk on the stones over the waters. But Saint Peter was a little bit deaf"

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[LionHeart-112]

Say_what---U are wasting your time. THis dumbass knows everything. He desperately needs some attention. Have you noticed how no1, even his fellow losers, replied to shitty thread? They all know what he wants:attention.

[Kamal35]

I'm in Portimao, Portugal, having holydays. I'm not looking for the attention of nobody. Well, I would like to maintain this interesting coversation with my fellow mate Mad Mac about the battle of Somalia. Of course, I'm not interested on you at all. You weren't in Xamar in october, 3 and 4, 1993. Mad Mac was there. Ina Baxar brought here interesting points to discuss about, and Baq also had good points too.

Believe me: after my initial interest and some jokes in the beggining, I usually skip your threads. You sound so young and naive. What more can I say?

I'm really interested in Somaliland right now. I saw an interesting documentary today on BBC about BBC. You can't enrich me about the situation in Somalia. People like Mowhawk, Basra, Mad, Dhusa, Globe, Biko, are more interesting to read than you.

Roger that: I'm off to you. Please, ignore me from now on.

[Kamal35]

I'm in Portimao, Portugal, having holydays. I'm not looking for the attention of nobody. Well, I would like to maintain this interesting coversation with my fellow mate Mad Mac about the battle of Somalia. Of course, I'm not interested on you at all. You weren't in Xamar in october, 3 and 4, 1993. Mad Mac was there. Ina Baxar brought here interesting points to discuss about, and Baq also had good points too.

Believe me: after my initial interest and some jokes in the beggining, I usually skip your threads. You sound so young and naive. What more can I say?

I'm really interested in Somaliland right now. I saw an interesting documentary today on BBC about BBC. You can't enrich me about the situation in Somalia. People like Mowhawk, Basra, Mad, Dhusa, Globe, Biko, are more interesting to read than you.

Roger that: I'm off to you. Please, ignore me from now on.

[LionHeart-112]

"You weren't in Xamar in october, 3 and 4, 1993"

AND HOW THE FU.CK DID U FIGURE THAT OUT? U are what we call in somalia Xayawaan. I was in Xamar until late 1995. f-king idiot.

I will ignore your comments from now but i won't stop dissing you or exposing your lies.

[Mochatanya]

Lion have you noticed every post of his is pretty much the same? I see that since his pal MAD is back he trotted back here, thinking his shameful past exit was forgotten

[LionHeart-112]

I KNOOOOOOOOOOW! Walahi the only thing more embarrasing than his shameful exit was his return the same day the pathetic trailer trash friend of his posted his "welcome me back" thread. sad little puppy.

[Kamal35]

Well, if you have some good information about Xamar, I'd love to be shared.

In the case not, just to say that.

About the information I have, none of the Somalis living here, none of them were present in that battle. Just the case of Mac Mafd and a friend of mine.

With the exception of Mad Mac, nobody was there.

[LionHeart-112]

I was living less than 10 minutes from the whole black hawk down thing happened in 1993. Walahi i'm not kidding you.

Will i share any information with you? FU.CK NO...Now get the fu.ck away from this site. We don't like you nor want to share our history with your kind.

I would only share information with an open-minded respectful non-somali/non-muslim. You have proven yourself to be a hypocritical and filthY person.

[xoogSADE14]

nacala tulah caleeyk to the piece of shitt that started this thread

[Kamal35]

Good.

Going to sleep.

I was in Bosnia in 1993, actually, in Sarajevo. In the infamous bridge in which Admira Ismic and Bosko Brkich were killed.

[optimist_1]

[quote="Kamal35"]


"A man can commit suicide. GOD CAN NOT".
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Is this guy dumb.Why would somebody kill themselves?? Because they cant take live nomore.

Suicide bombers do it because they dont have no other choice. GOD isn't like humans !!! Is that hard to understand. He made you and now is testing you

Allah Almighty

[*Proud_Muslimah*]

Peace,

"Muslims don't eat pork because eating pork for Jews is like eating like a rat. Pork is forbidden both in Jewishm and Islam"

Muslims don't eat pork because eating pork is like eating a rat for the jewish but rather because it's HARAM. Did you know that it was scientifically proven pork can ACTUALLY haram your health? Let me also mention that whatever Allah (SWT) forbids us from doing or eating, is there for a reason, to PROTECT us. Makes you wonder doesn't it

"But muslims hate jews"

Muslims hate jewish? As far as I know, Muslims DON'T "hate" jewish but dislike their actions. There is a HUGE difference between the two. For example, I hate some of the actions (such as the way they behave...etc) of my friends...so does that mean I hate them?

"Alcohol is forbidden in muslim societies. Funny. The word Alcohol comes from the Arabic word Al-Kuhul. Arabs were the first guys destilling alcohol. But there's not a law against enjoying alcohol in Paradise: Rivers of Water, Milk, Alcohol and Honey"

How is this a "contradiction" and what does the word Alcohol being in the Arabic language got to do with Islam? If you know anything about Islam, you will know that it tell us that THIS LIFE (NOT the hereafter) is a test for us, hence the laws from Allah (SWT) such as not drinking Alcohol, having haram relationships...etc are ways to test us and see whether we will FOLLOW/OBEY the laws of Allah (SWT) or not. Let me also mention, that we're told that the Alcohol (wine) that the TRUE believers will drink in the hereafter is NOT like the Alcohol (wine) that exist in this world!

"Christians used to burn a person alive under the Spanish Inquisition in order to burn his/her body and to keep his/her soul safe for the Day of Judgement or something. But the hell, for Christians, is to be burn in the hell. So, if you burn someone for him/her to avoid the hell, why are you burning him/her?. Much better a cold place. Don't you think?"

What on earth does this have to do with Islam? Where in Islam does it say burn someone alive? The hell-fire is a punishment, not just for the disbelievers, but for the disobedient Muslims as well! It didn't even make sense, you need to work on your english, sorry to say. For example, you wrote "But the hell, for Christians, is to be burn in the hell" What on earth is this? And talk about "contradictions, that WHOLE paragraph contradicts it self!

Peace

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I care not what others think of what I do, but I care much about what I think of what I do. That is character!

[dhuusa_deer]

Proud_Muslimah,

"Did you know that it was scientifically proven pork can ACTUALLY haram your health?"

scientifically proven@

I'm just about to go the circus, I doubt if I'll better laugh then what is written above.

Japanese are so sick and they eat so little pork