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Blitzkrieg seemingly an intelligent 19 year old girl, who loves hipster music, Shakespearean plays, and Harry Potter. An unusual girl from the suburbs of Minnesota, oldest of a Warsengeli Maakhiri family. But is she really who she claims to be, or is she none other than Paidmonk a known multi-nicker. What is with her beyond obsession with him, why does she use every opportunity to bring her, and why does he never respond to her. All these raise doubts to the character of Blitzkrieg, is it really one person with two usernames, or two different people???

You decide!

Yup.

Paidmonk is a guy...I used to talk to him...Blitzkreig is blatantly a girl. The two characters are nothing alike.

Edit : you guys need to stop confusing me

Waa paidmonk dirac xiran

Poor Paidmonk. He did absolutely nothing to deserve all of this attention.

:'((((

Yup.

I messaged you once, admitting that I'm Paidmonk. You were like, "Well, duh." I was like, "You're so clever! How did you manage to figure it out?" You were like, "Writing style. DUH."

Just to clarify, I am NOT Paidmonk.

In addition, I'm not really obsessed with him...maybe just a tinge.

I think blitz is too unique, and Paidmonk can't match her writing style, plus she has never compromised her personality either

Voltage iyo grandpa I'm going to have to say, NO!

lol @ you people who think I'M an alter-ego. I'm too boring to be anyone's second self. All I do is act holier-than-thou and scoff at people. If anything, I'm just a bitch.

I think blitz is too unique, and Paidmonk can't match her writing style, plus she has never compromised her personality either

That and the fact that I've spoken to you on the phone, and you can damn near verify that I don't sound anything like an adult male.

True, the phone conference is what eventually convinced me. But you do go over board with the Paidmonk thing, and why does he ignore you??

That neega paidmonk fooled all of us

Advo, shut up! You were aware of my existence back when I was a BET-adoring thirteen year old on S/Life.

why does he ignore you??

Despite what the general public may think, he has some level of decency.

Baiscally your too young? But that would only make sense if you were really interested in him, and not really him

Uh, no.

I'm pretty sure he knows I'm not being serious, given that this is, well, the internet.

Advo, shut up! You were aware of my existence back when I was a BET-adoring thirteen year old on S/Life.

why does he ignore you??

Despite what the general public may think, he has some level of decency.

Have you seen his "Women are nothing but wet willy pleasers" thread

I said "some level of decency".

It may be a tiny, tiny amount, but I'm confident it's in him...deep inside...deep, deep inside...wayyyyyy deep, like that tiny little corner where his heart is meant to be.