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Its been quite some time since I last posted here, Anyway Today I was walking smoking my day-break ciggarette when I noticed a car slowly pulling up next to me, to my suprise it was my neighbours daughter and her Madoow man, I didnt give her the time of the day and I walked by like nothing happend minding my own bniss, I went back to my place after a HR of socialising, as I was walking home I got a call from my mate and he wanted me to go shisha with him but I quite that ages ago, so I gently turned down the offer and I invited him to a night out with me and a other lad that was driving (my car is @ the garage for 3 days now) long story short we were driving on the hype when i quikly nipt to the corner shp to nip some ciggz etc when I saw the same Somali girl walking with a local faraax, I looked on handled my business again when he recognised me and started the local salaam and hadaal, the girl knowing I know something cudnt stand me and she would occasionally eye ball me, now the guy pulls me to the side and asks wha i think of her, i told him what he wanted 2 hear and bearing in my mind my mates were waiting for me outside i wanted to head out asap, so i told him she was 10/10....... he than had a HUUUGE smile on his face and his eyes lighted up, then he told me and I quote " bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon" my eyes popped out ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AnyWAY I blackmailed the girl into giving me madax or else I wud Qarxis her, I have her number now and BB soo its all gravy ...... the moral of the story is If you dont look after your plate no1 will, even your best mate will help himself with fries

Its been quite some time since I last posted here, Anyway Today I was walking smoking my day-break ciggarette when I noticed a car slowly pulling up next to me, to my suprise it was my neighbours daughter and her Madoow man, I didnt give her the time of the day and I walked by like nothing happend minding my own bniss, I went back to my place after a HR of socialising, as I was walking home I got a call from my mate and he wanted me to go shisha with him but I quite that ages ago, so I gently turned down the offer and I invited him to a night out with me and a other lad that was driving (my car is @ the garage for 3 days now) long story short we were driving on the hype when i quikly nipt to the corner shp to nip some ciggz etc when I saw the same Somali girl walking with a local faraax, I looked on handled my business again when he recognised me and started the local salaam and hadaal, the girl knowing I know something cudnt stand me and she would occasionally eye ball me, now the guy pulls me to the side and asks wha i think of her, i told him what he wanted 2 hear and bearing in my mind my mates were waiting for me outside i wanted to head out asap, so i told him she was 10/10....... he than had a HUUUGE smile on his face and his eyes lighted up, then he told me and I quote " bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon" my eyes popped out ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AnyWAY I blackmailed the girl into giving me madax or else I wud Qarxis her, I have her number now and BB soo its all gravy ...... the moral of the story is If you dont look after your plate no1 will, even your best mate will help himself with fries

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon...

that marriage is gonna fail.. ...and some friend u r...


and also, paragraphs were invented for a reason..learn to use them

blackmailing a girl for a head? wtf that shit is low.

i doubt ur story is real

blackmailing a girl for a head? wtf that shit is low.

i doubt ur story is real

didnt ask for your approvale mate

What a friend ! Subxanallah, you can't trust no one these days..

Its been quite some time since I last posted here, Anyway Today I was walking smoking my day-break ciggarette when I noticed a car slowly pulling up next to me, to my suprise it was my neighbours daughter and her Madoow man, I didnt give her the time of the day and I walked by like nothing happend minding my own bniss, I went back to my place after a HR of socialising, as I was walking home I got a call from my mate and he wanted me to go shisha with him but I quite that ages ago, so I gently turned down the offer and I invited him to a night out with me and a other lad that was driving (my car is @ the garage for 3 days now) long story short we were driving on the hype when i quikly nipt to the corner shp to nip some ciggz etc when I saw the same Somali girl walking with a local faraax, I looked on handled my business again when he recognised me and started the local salaam and hadaal, the girl knowing I know something cudnt stand me and she would occasionally eye ball me, now the guy pulls me to the side and asks wha i think of her, i told him what he wanted 2 hear and bearing in my mind my mates were waiting for me outside i wanted to head out asap, so i told him she was 10/10....... he than had a HUUUGE smile on his face and his eyes lighted up, then he told me and I quote " bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon" my eyes popped out ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AnyWAY I blackmailed the girl into giving me madax or else I wud Qarxis her, I have her number now and BB soo its all gravy ...... the moral of the story is If you dont look after your plate no1 will, even your best mate will help himself with fries

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon...

that marriage is gonna fail.. ...and some friend u r...


and also, paragraphs were invented for a reason..learn to use them

Well done for stating the obvious, your one bright lad aint ya

What a friend ! Subxanallah, you can't trust no one these days..

Duumarka tacabkooda ma ilaaliiyi

Its been quite some time since I last posted here, Anyway Today I was walking smoking my day-break ciggarette when I noticed a car slowly pulling up next to me, to my suprise it was my neighbours daughter and her Madoow man, I didnt give her the time of the day and I walked by like nothing happend minding my own bniss, I went back to my place after a HR of socialising, as I was walking home I got a call from my mate and he wanted me to go shisha with him but I quite that ages ago, so I gently turned down the offer and I invited him to a night out with me and a other lad that was driving (my car is @ the garage for 3 days now) long story short we were driving on the hype when i quikly nipt to the corner shp to nip some ciggz etc when I saw the same Somali girl walking with a local faraax, I looked on handled my business again when he recognised me and started the local salaam and hadaal, the girl knowing I know something cudnt stand me and she would occasionally eye ball me, now the guy pulls me to the side and asks wha i think of her, i told him what he wanted 2 hear and bearing in my mind my mates were waiting for me outside i wanted to head out asap, so i told him she was 10/10....... he than had a HUUUGE smile on his face and his eyes lighted up, then he told me and I quote " bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon" my eyes popped out ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AnyWAY I blackmailed the girl into giving me madax or else I wud Qarxis her, I have her number now and BB soo its all gravy ...... the moral of the story is If you dont look after your plate no1 will, even your best mate will help himself with fries

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool @ bro I have been datin dis buff ting for a likkle time still,, am looking to wife her famm, she is gd for me, you will eat my bariis soon...

that marriage is gonna fail.. ...and some friend u r...


and also, paragraphs were invented for a reason..learn to use them

Well done for stating the obvious, your one bright lad aint ya

im not a lad...

blackmailing a girl for a head? wtf that shit is low.

i doubt ur story is real

didnt ask for your approvale mate

why did u write it on the net then? if u have nothing to gain?

dude u want my approval and it is denied

im not a lad...[/quote]
in that case, Cali dheere ka darag

im not a lad...

in that case, Cali dheere ka darag[/quote]
is waas

What a friend ! Subxanallah, you can't trust no one these days..

blackmailing a girl for a head? wtf that shit is low.

i doubt ur story is real

didnt ask for your approvale mate

why did u write it on the net then? if u have nothing to gain?

dude u want my approval and it is denied

dude u want my ceeb but its denied

im not a lad...

in that case, Cali dheere ka darag

is waas[/quote]

didnt ask for your approvale mate[/quote]

why did u write it on the net then? if u have nothing to gain?

dude u want my approval and it is denied [/quote]
dude u want my ceeb but its denied[/quote]

dude ur sister offered me her ceeb and i approved but she had a bidaar so i denied