RELIGIOUS JOKES

[Cali_Gaab]

How many people can say that this really isn't funny.

[Nomand]

the guy is insulting nabi ciisa even though most of the shit he said in the bible is a fake story

[union]

[Cali_Gaab]

How did I know you'd respond to this in this manner

[Goljano Lion]

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
J
ehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

xistentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

[union]

How did I know you'd respond to this in this manner

hey apparently you found it funny too

[Cali_Gaab]

loool@ Goljano

Union, i never found it funny. It's utterly disrespectful and i've only posted it knowing you were online and was expecting the same reaction you just gave.

[union]

Goljano:





Cali:


Well shit, can't a nigga laugh

[Goljano Lion]

Union
serious question...Horta kaadida iyo xaarka ma iska dhaqdaa mise sida gaalada toilette paper uun isticmaasha?

[union]

^

I have a special toilet that shoots water up my arse while soothing me with the sounds of nature.

[Goljano Lion]

^

I have a special toilet that shoots water up my arse while soothing me with the sounds of nature.

fair enough

[Cali_Gaab]

Union
serious question...Horta kaadida iyo xaarka ma iska dhaqdaa mise sida gaalada toilette paper uun isticmaasha?

^

I have a special toilet that shoots water up my arse while soothing me with the sounds of nature.

wtf man

[Goljano Lion]

Why are atheist funerals so sad?
Because the person is all dressed up with no place to go.

[union]

^

I have a special toilet that shoots water up my arse while soothing me with the sounds of nature.

fair enough

How do you get the smell of human feces out of your finger nails after defecating, or do you just have a can of febreze in your cab to compensate? Or maybe a few of these:

[ToughGong]

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.


Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.
Atheism
No shit.
J
ehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

xistentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.