@ abdi.ismail
You're a refugee like everybody here. You can't be a bloody expat with an unrecognized passport you buffoon. Are you really that stupid? Even the Queen, whom you are evidently so proud to be an ex subject of, designates you as a citizen of Somalia. You may not like it, but unless we grant you independence you're going to be stuck with us. And we don't plan on granting you independence.
Somaliland- A region of Somalia that claims to be an independent nation but in reality is a bitter backwater just hustling for a few more aid dollars. It's president is a fat four eyed dummy that doesn't have balls to stand up to even the world's most starving nation, Ethiopia, let alone Germany whose pervert citizen Gunter Bichoss was released immediately upon a phone call from a lowly bureaucrat in Aids Ababa. It's capital, hargesia, is possibly the shittiest city in Africa, with no paved road, no traffic lights, and where donkey cars and highly drugged individuals roam freely. As it isn't recognized, somaliland has no legitimate currency, and the one used by the rebel SNM "government" is so useless that stacks upon stacks of it are lain out in the dusty streets of the rat infested capital. Nobody actually gives a fuck about somaliland, hence it being ignored for the past 20 years, and the only visitors consist of lonely planet thrill seekers and disgruntled somali teenagers from the diaspora. If you're looking to experience somaliland, you'd get just the same feeling and save a ton of money by vising your local garbage dump. and oh, pop a few pills of Oxycontin to mimic the effects of the national dish....khat
