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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Madelina » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:33 pm

^ Where were you when our resident fag and advocate Afdhere was around? We've had more than dozen queers roaming the forums. :?

NeoCon I always knew something was fishy about you, maybe you're a asexual? :|
Omg "Afdheere" I remember this dude, I think he lived in Seattle and was the editor of some gay magazine :roll:

IbnMakhiri, you're certainly not alone in your sentiments towards "dumarka" our friend Ruralman has also conveyed the same sentiments and described the female parts as "disgusting". If you were both Catholics, priest hoodka ba'd iska geli lahaydeen, but Alaah made you Muslim so Ilahay ka baq and pray for his guidance :up:

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby IbnMakhiri » Thu Mar 31, 2011 12:34 pm

notes that for the expression ma malakat aymanukum ("those whom your right hands possess", i.e., "those whom you rightfully possess"), it is often taken to mean female captives can be taken in marriage irrespective of whether they have husbands in the country of their origin or not. Despite the differences of opinion, even among the Companions of the Prophet, regarding the legality of such a marriage, Razi in his commentary on this verse, and Tabari in one of his alternative explanations (going back to ‘Abd Allah ibn ‘Abbas, Mujahid, and others) hold the view that ma malakat aymanukum denotes here "women whom you rightfully possess through wedlock".[8]

If any of you have not the means wherewith to wed free believing women, they may wed believing girls from among those whom your right hands possess: And Allah hath full knowledge about your faith. Ye are one from another: Wed them with the leave of their owners, and give them their dowers, according to what is reasonable: They should be chaste, not lustful, nor taking paramours: when they are taken in wedlock, if they fall into shame, their punishment is half that for free women. This (permission) is for those among you who fear sin; but it is better for you that ye practise self-restraint.


I hope this clears up any misunderstand u had of that statement.
Haye shukran akhi...I'm going to try to find out more about the subject and I don't think I can give up until I've exhausted all my options, but I certainly appreciate the effort.

Mods lock this thread now.

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby IRONm@N » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:13 pm

Lool @ MODs lock this thread, why let a good crisis go to waste! :clap:

Here is the way I understood; so you live in Emirates and you work as a servant for an arab man, and since you can't find women or see any, you are sexually starved, and you wanna know if you could please your arab master, since he took your passport and freedom and changed your name from Abdi to Ibnu Makhiir, and now he wants to take your virginity????

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
man up man, and rape the fat arab's wife and daughter.

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby haniDD » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:29 pm

You guys please just leave him alone, just make dua for him if anything.
He hasnt act on it. so really Allah is rewarding him for fighting his deires.

Brother there is a lot of duas u can make that help u ease these feelings, u should look up internet, there is a lot help for people in ur situations and never give up hope.
good luck.

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby waryaa » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:42 pm

I'm willing to find one.
lol - same sex (sex) slave!

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Postby siren » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:52 pm

Am I the only one that thinks he already acted on it? :?

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby abgaalKING » Thu Mar 31, 2011 2:07 pm

Lool @ MODs lock this thread, why let a good crisis go to waste! :clap:

Here is the way I understood; so you live in Emirates and you work as a servant for an arab man, and since you can't find women or see any, you are sexually starved, and you wanna know if you could please your arab master, since he took your passport and freedom and changed your name from Abdi to Ibnu Makhiir, and now he wants to take your virginity????

A big NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
man up man, and rape the fat arab's wife and daughter.
:lol:

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby RuralMan08 » Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:14 pm

I completely sympathise with my brother IbniMakhiri for what he is going through. The alternatives are worse brother so my advice is to stay away from homosexuality. The hole of the women is more preferable than that of the man. My advice to you my dear brother, is to perhaps find another means of sexual pleasure. I notice that dolls might help, perhaps if you model one on the image of a young boy it is better.

Consult a man of knowledge brother because I truly believe your case is unparalleled

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Enlightened~Sista » Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:51 pm

:shock: :shock:


Is this ibn makhiri The Nomad...? I knew all along all this women hating meant only one thing.

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Somaliman% » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:28 pm

Your not alone, Theres thousands young muslims like you, alot of somalis too.

first of all. If your not attracted to women and men, what do you masturbate to, do you think of men, just a question?

Second this is what someone i know who was in your predicament did. He got married to a girl and used viagra, lol Viagra not only makes you physically have sex with a woman, it works by force, lool then once you've done it, with the viagra, the idea is that you get used to it, been with a woman and can do it naturally. Because you tasted the pleasure and that will trigger your sexual urges for a woman... It might work for you... either that or use viagra forever.. lol

If not than your ASEXUAL someone with no sexual feelings for any gender, nevertheless because you said you masturbate than that means your not ASEXUAL.

GOOD LUCK!

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Advo » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:39 pm

Your not alone, Theres thousands young muslims like you, alot of somalis too.

first of all. If your not attracted to women and men, what do you masturbate to, do you think of men, just a question?

Second this is what someone i know who was in your predicament did. He got married to a girl and used viagra, lol Viagra not only makes you physically have sex with a woman, it works by force, lool then once you've done it, with the viagra, the idea is that you get used to it, been with a woman and can do it naturally. Because you tasted the pleasure and that will trigger your sexual urges for a woman... It might work for you... either that or use viagra forever.. lol

If not than your ASEXUAL someone with no sexual feelings for any gender, nevertheless because you said you masturbate than that means your not ASEXUAL.

GOOD LUCK!
I see what u did there

It's about time u came out the closet man and I can swear ur marriage to that poor women will not work, so do not ruin her life.

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Somaliman% » Thu Mar 31, 2011 9:43 pm

Your not alone, Theres thousands young muslims like you, alot of somalis too.

first of all. If your not attracted to women and men, what do you masturbate to, do you think of men, just a question?

Second this is what someone i know who was in your predicament did. He got married to a girl and used viagra, lol Viagra not only makes you physically have sex with a woman, it works by force, lool then once you've done it, with the viagra, the idea is that you get used to it, been with a woman and can do it naturally. Because you tasted the pleasure and that will trigger your sexual urges for a woman... It might work for you... either that or use viagra forever.. lol

If not than your ASEXUAL someone with no sexual feelings for any gender, nevertheless because you said you masturbate than that means your not ASEXUAL.

GOOD LUCK!
I see what u did there

It's about time u came out the closet man and I can swear ur marriage to that poor women will not work, so do not ruin her life.

Advo you muppet. am tryna help the brotha..

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Archerr » Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:30 pm

this is a TROLL :? ama waa buurtooy
probably basra or that pedophile ruralman.

advo, somaliman% came out the closet ages ago. :lol:

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby SummerRain » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:13 pm

I completely sympathise with my brother IbniMakhiri for what he is going through. The alternatives are worse brother so my advice is to stay away from homosexuality. The hole of the women is more preferable than that of the man. My advice to you my dear brother, is to perhaps find another means of sexual pleasure. I notice that dolls might help, perhaps if you model one on the image of a young boy it is better.

Consult a man of knowledge brother because I truly believe your case is unparalleled

Hoogaaaaaaaaaay awowgay cawareeerow :shock:

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Re: Need urgent help.

Postby Shift » Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:37 pm

I completely sympathise with my brother IbniMakhiri for what he is going through. The alternatives are worse brother so my advice is to stay away from homosexuality. The hole of the women is more preferable than that of the man. My advice to you my dear brother, is to perhaps find another means of sexual pleasure. I notice that dolls might help, perhaps if you model one on the image of a young boy it is better.

Consult a man of knowledge brother because I truly believe your case is unparalleled
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