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Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby udun » Wed May 04, 2011 10:19 am

Longest Period of Speechlessness on Record, Experts Say

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - With the
public’s attention focused on the death of Osama bin Laden, billionaire Donald
Trump huddled with advisors for the second straight day to try to decide what
stupid shit to say next.

“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the
headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The
only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something
really fucked up.”

Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up shit is
the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to
break his silence with something truly craptastic.

To that end, he has
closeted himself with a circle of advisors including the Rev. Pat Robertson,
former NBA star Charles Barkley, and the former voice of the Aflac duck, Gilbert
Gottfried.

Mr. Trump has drawn up a short list of verbal turds that have
potential, including attacking President Obama for overdue library books during
his grade school years, but so far he has failed to come up with a comment that
is both objectionable and ill informed enough to meet his high
standards.

“People don’t know how much work goes into saying the stupid
shit Donald says,” Mr. Klugian said. “He just makes it look
easy.”

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby Nabeela » Wed May 04, 2011 10:20 am

Trump is just a joke, that idiot needs to get off the air.

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby udun » Wed May 04, 2011 10:23 am


“The bin Laden thing has definitely stolen the
headlines from Donald,” said close associate and advisor Tracy Klugian. “The
only way he can grab them back is by doing what he does best: saying something
really fucked up.




:lol: :lol:

Trump’s two-day hiatus from spewing messed up shit is
the longest on record, experts say, adding to the pressure on the billionaire to
break his silence with something truly craptastic.


:lol: :lol:

Mr. Trump has drawn up a short list of verbal turds that have
potential, including attacking President Obama for overdue library books during
his grade school years
, but so far he has failed to come up with a comment that
is both objectionable and ill informed enough to meet his high
standards
.

People don’t know how much work goes into saying the stupid
shit Donald says
,” Mr. Klugian said. “He just makes it look
easy.”



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby abdisamad3 » Wed May 04, 2011 11:51 am

udun what happened to the bin laden was un-armed thread?
ma la tir tiray?

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby NewHargeisaGirl » Wed May 04, 2011 12:55 pm

If it were between Obama and Trump, Trump would get my vote. I think Trump has the possibility to be a good president-and certainly much better than Doqon Obama. I think he has the backbone Obama doesn't have and he shows courage in his convictions-also unlike Obama :clap: :clap: :clap:


BTW, here is the latest pool which clearly shows him & Palin leading :up:
http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2011/05/0 ... -or-palin/

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby ciyaal_warta » Wed May 04, 2011 1:12 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby udun » Wed May 04, 2011 2:58 pm

abdisamad3 wrote:udun what happened to the bin laden was un-armed thread?
ma la tir tiray?


Abdisamad, haa waa la tirtiray. Brother, waxay ila tahay inaynu dhex fadhino Faadumo Buraale Ismail forum ay run garayso oo wixii ka hor imaanaya official story in la tirtirayo. Meeshaan waa la isugu soo galay. Khatar cadiim. Ninkii Mr Dhegaweyne (Obama) raggiisii baa la kacay baan u maleenaa :lol: :lol: Buufis bayba nagu rideen oo waa warkii dhamaa lala kacay.

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Re: Trump Undecided About What Stupid Shit to Say Next

Postby abdisamad3 » Thu May 05, 2011 8:53 am

udun wrote:
abdisamad3 wrote:udun what happened to the bin laden was un-armed thread?
ma la tir tiray?


Abdisamad, haa waa la tirtiray. Brother, waxay ila tahay inaynu dhex fadhino Faadumo Buraale Ismail forum ay run garayso oo wixii ka hor imaanaya official story in la tirtirayo. Meeshaan waa la isugu soo galay. Khatar cadiim. Ninkii Mr Dhegaweyne (Obama) raggiisii baa la kacay baan u maleenaa :lol: :lol: Buufis bayba nagu rideen oo waa warkii dhamaa lala kacay.

waa yaab walahi sxb. :lol: :lol:


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