tell me about your FIRST KISS

WiglessBidaar · Postby **WiglessBidaar** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:18 pm

Wastegal

How do you know till you've seen my hairy man tits walaal? If I may squeeze you like a bunny, if you let me dance between your thighs, I promise to show you a grand time.

wastegal · Postby **wastegal** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 3:33 pm

Hairy man tits? Squeeze you like a bunny? Dance in-between your thighs? A tad bit feminine...

WiglessBidaar · Postby **WiglessBidaar** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:52 pm

Reminds one of the time I approached this Xaliimo in a bar and said: Hey cherry blossom, do your eyes bother you?

Said she: No.

Well, I said, they sure both me. What a pick up line! Both humorous and original. I failed of course, but only 'cause I forgot to shed my wedding ring.

Tell you what though my sweet, if you roll in the hay with me I promise not to give you syphilis. Can't ask for more really.

Postby **qoraxeey** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:55 pm

Normal to some. Ciyaal suuqnimo to others.

It is ciyaal suuqnimo to most.

I can already see her next thread............."tell me about your FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE"

halkaan waa iska cyber

iis daaji naayaa

sexy-kitten · Postby **sexy-kitten** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:23 pm

Mine was a joke, I've never kissed anyone since then! That was in 9th grade!

Advo · Postby **Advo** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:26 pm

I farted because I was nervous and we were in a van with the windows up, lets just say we evacuated for several minutes.

Amilla · Postby **Amilla** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:42 pm

halkaan waa iska cyber

iis daaji naayaa

Haye Abaayo.

Shumiskaga iska sii waado. I mean talking about it.

abdalla11 · Postby **abdalla11** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:48 pm

^^

You're first kiss was to Indacadde

Bulletz · Postby **Bulletz** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:55 pm

I dated this shapely young beauty in my salad days when life stretched endlessly before one and girls all wore skirts that fluttered in the wind so you might catch a glimpse of their panties, a Korean lass between whose thighs I slipped a tongue on the second date, but we never did kiss oddly enough. I don't remember when I first put my lips on a beauty, but the first time I lay on top of a woman nekkid is as clear in my mind' eye as the transparent underwear she wore. I think she aborted my kid the daft wench, but I was glad to be shot of her anyway because she never wrapped her lips around my ten inch ladypoker. Such, such were the times!
You don't seem man enough for me. Sorry.

Haha homie getting dissed like a likkle bitch. Homeboy time 4 yo 2 bounce. Dis chick sounds like she wants a real man not some has been talking bout his fake past n shiz. She wants da real deal a man who can take her bck and forth around town hittin them g-spots going 7 heaven n da whole biz. She wanna go places she never been before. She needs a real man

Voltage · Postby **Voltage** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:30 pm

The first mutual wanted french kiss was in 6th grade. Her name was Paris and she was Jewish.

Yalaxoow, I remember when I was about 13, there was this black girl named Virginia who used to come to this community center we used to go to for games and basketball and let us say even the 7 year old boys would have a turn at grabbing her tits. When I ever meet childhood friends we still talk about. We actually used to do other x-rated stuff involving fingers and other places but this isn't the place to talk about that. Somalian_Boqor should remember her.

Postby **FAH1223** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:38 pm

That's what they all say. Your a closeted gay.

It is always the ones that accuse others of being gay that are the real faggots in the first place.

You don't know me nigga, get the hell outta here

Voltage · Postby **Voltage** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:39 pm

Fah right now we are in the era where doing the religiously positive thing is considered "unpopular".

Murax · Postby **Murax** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:41 pm

Fah right now we are in the era where doing the religiously positive thing is considered "unpopular".

Qaala Rasuul saw. Bada'al islaamu ghareeban, wa sayacuudu ghareeban.

TheblueNwhite · Postby **TheblueNwhite** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:52 pm

Reminds one of the time I approached this Xaliimo in a bar and said: Hey cherry blossom, do your eyes bother you?

Said she: No.

Well, I said, they sure both me. What a pick up line! Both humorous and original. I failed of course, but only 'cause I forgot to shed my wedding ring.

Tell you what though my sweet, if you roll in the hay with me I promise not to give you syphilis. Can't ask for more really.

Postby **FAH1223** » Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:04 pm

Fah right now we are in the era where doing the religiously positive thing is considered "unpopular".

Qaala Rasuul saw. Bada'al islaamu ghareeban, wa sayacuudu ghareeban.

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