AWKWARD MOMENTS!!!

[XimanJaale]

My awkward moment;was when i declared my love to my exwife my heart beating, nervous look, sweaty hands, continous smiling whilst she was relaxed and cool.

Are you sure you are a man? LOL just kidding.

hey i was nervous, she was hot and my dream girl. I still love her. Yeh i'm sad!

[ciyaal_warta]

LOL@ Ciyaal, I'm the one who walks in on people... You should've locked your door!

wax waalan i will make sure i lock my door next time

[Advo]

People walk in on me all the time, I dont mind and I always piss in a standing position at public bathrooms, more safe for me but less safe for the next user

luckly my aim is 100% spot on with zero drip drops.

[Bro]

lool@Sexy-K, I ran into my Gma, onetime in a similar incident and it was a sight that has marked me for life yo.

[AbdiWahab252]

Doing a 2 and realizing there is no TP

[BlackVelvet]

^^^AW wasaqloow, get yourself some H2O.

lool@Sexy-K, I ran into my Gma, onetime in a similar incident and it was a sight that has marked me for life yo.

Shit!

[Paddington Bear]

Did you guys ever walk in on someone doing handling their business in the restroom?

I was at a restaurant that I go to regularly, and normally people lock their doors(I do....) The only way to figure out if the restroom is occupied is if it's locked. This dumb ass didn't lock his door, I busted the door open only to find this tall ass guy standing up and pissing. Walle I was shocked and scared, pissed at myself,etc... I apologized and ran out of there so fast as if my life depended on it.

Have you walked in on someone or has it happen to you? It doesn't even have to be in the washroom, it can be as simple as you changing. It happened to me but they always walk in when I'm either washing my hands getting ready to come out.

Why did you feel the need to tell us how tall the man was?

[sexy-kitten]

Lol @ AW... You have no idea how many times that happened to me...

Lol@ advo... I hate it when I go to the bathroom and see drops of piss on the toilet seat... It looks like some folks can't aim..

Rabshoole lol ayeeyo ???? Dam you're bold ma is tidhi?

[Talo alle udaa]

Maanta sheekadu ma musqul baa?

[Mureedi]

My mom caught me with my pants down. Literally. I was masturbating and she just happened to walk in. I was about to come at that instant and when I saw her stepping in, I didn't know where to start. Should I hold first, pull my pants, shut off the porn movie I was watching or yell at her to go back.

She didn't make it a big deal, she just came in, took a broom that was behind the door and when she was leaving, she said "Naag ma iska aroostidoo nacala khabe"

[TheblueNwhite]

@ Naag ma iska aroostidoo nacala khabe.
You have a great mom.

[DisplacedDiraac]

In my last year of uni.. I had like 10mins till the deadline of my dissertation. I printed it off.. But before I could hand it in I decided to take a quick toilet break to get some toilet paper.. I was in a hurry and I accidental went into the mans toilet *I didn't know*.. Anyway as I went in it looked totally different and I saw a bloke standing up pissing I let out a 'Bisinka' and he looked at me..
I quickly ran back out

[ciyaal_warta]

My mom caught me with my pants down. Literally. I was masturbating and she just happened to walk in. I was about to come at that instant and when I saw her stepping in, I didn't know where to start. Should I hold first, pull my pants, shut off the porn movie I was watching or yell at her to go back.

She didn't make it a big deal, she just came in, took a broom that was behind the door and when she was leaving, she said "Naag ma iska aroostidoo nacala khabe"

mamo reer magaal ah waaye mashallah


inaad ku dhahdee aheed midoo makhbiyo isoo raadi camal

[Bulletz]

There was only 1 restroom. I Avoid restrooms as much as I can too but sometimes you gotta see a man about his donkey. LOL

Donkey? Westernised Xalimo's got too much kacsi's homies make a nigga wanna go bouty bouty on that shiz. But we gots to put that shiz on reverse and educate these dymez

[sexy-kitten]

LOL@ Bullets, I meant horse... It's an American idiom doqon yahoow. I'm guessing you wouldn't know anything about the English language since all you do is "tok lik dha bouty bouty bow bow pow pow FLOCKAAA"... Me no understand!

Loooooooooool@ Mureedi, Walle your mom's a G! Was it awkward afterwards?

Talo,
What would you rather talk about? How Sheikh Shariif & Sheikh Sakiin's fart smelled last night?