Nuruddin Farah : Voice of the Nation

[WiglessBidaar]

I swear by the name Vlad smirnov

I've never eyed Farah myself. I don't find his conversational skills diverting. And he drinks beer which is simply wrong. All civilised men drink whiskey. Na mean dawg? Some writers like Nabokov, Conrad and Farah are just not very entertaining speakers. They are at their best on the written page.

So you live in the UK do you my sweet? Let me see your gap toothed smile. I will take you out for a candle-lit dinner when my wife hits the night shift and you can tell me what From A Crooked Rib is about for I've only read Secrets and Maps.

[globetrotter2]

LOL Wiglessbidaar. I am too busy making xusul baruurs feel sexy. Wifey is gone but in her place I have found ponds that never dry.

Nuruddin is smart. We should make him a president like the Czechs did when they selected Vaslav Havel. We need to replace the herpes infected, fake jihadist who sent thousands of kids to their graves in the name of jihad.

Or even better, we send Nuraddin to the University of Amud to teach; Bashir Goth and Nuraddin at the helm; that will be an institution.

P.s. I love the zamzam water aka mau samsam

[WiglessBidaar]

Globe,

I think Farah is much too urbane for the Somali presidency. People are just not ready for one so prodigously intelligent. What the average Somali voter prefers is some country yokel with an outsized suit.

I'm not familiar with Bashir Goth. What's his story? I bet he's a kinsman of yours struggling in neglected obscurity. I thought you said we should transcend clan based politics. Fuhgeddaboutit.

[globetrotter2]

Globe,

I think Farah is much too urbane for the Somali presidency. People are just not ready for one so prodigously intelligent. What the average Somali voter prefers is some country yokel with an outsized suit.

I'm not familiar with Bashir Goth. What's his story? I bet he's a kinsman of yours struggling in neglected obscurity. I thought you said we should transcend clan based politics. Fuhgeddaboutit.

Bashir Goth is a somali writer/journalist based in the UAE. He warned against wahabist freaks years ago when he wrote a masterpiece on somali websites. I think he was born in Borama and he used to be one of the editors of Awdal news network. Amoud University is one the best universities in the horn. His best article (apart from the wahabi busting one) was on the great somali singer/song writer H Haji Moumin and another another cultural epic called "af qalaad aqoonta miyaa".

P.s. What made you think we were related?

[WiglessBidaar]

Globe

I know that Goth is your clansman because you whoop him up with the enthusiasm of Crusaders sacking Jerusalem.

Even I know that I must temper my liking for Nuruddin Farah with some criticism to beat off any suspicion of nepotism. So why don't you fess up my kindred?

[globetrotter2]

mmmm I should have sensed some Freudian parapraxis!

[WiglessBidaar]

Globe

So Goth likes to mount the beardos like a bison does he?

Proof or it's not true.

[globetrotter2]

Globe

So Goth likes to mount the beardos like a bison does he?

Proof or it's not true.

Yes he did long before many did. He endured smear campaign from armchair islamists for writing that his lovely den (Borama) was turning to wahabistan.

He mocked them

[WiglessBidaar]

Globe

Where do you live? I will take you out to the bestest watering hole in town and introduce you to the beer-guzzlin', fag-smokin', porn-lovin' Shia imam at whose Mosque I give the adhaan.

[WiglessBidaar]

I've found that beardos who rail against porn the most are its most enthusiastic consumers like this guy:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-13032128

[WiglessBidaar]

Does anyone know if Nuruddin Farah has commented on the famine? In times like this the press commonly ask him to write articles for them and make news appearances. What happened?

[Basra-]

Farah is an imbecile. Period. The man is a ghastly writer, horrible countenance, and general air of flight 13 reer badiiyeness that reeks out of him. I am sure he does good credit to his Erryaah ogadenia tribe.

[WiglessBidaar]

Basra my honeypetals, by which of Farah's sons were you inappropriately touched and where? The bitterness against the nation's hero-scribe makes no sense.

[Basra-]

Bidaaar

I suppose i hate the man for not being the usually 'beautiful' but dumb ogadenia?

[WiglessBidaar]

Basra,

To the dumarka leave questions of beauty. Somali men do no traffick in such things. Unlike your illegal immigrant boyfriend, Farah does not wear make-up. The man weaves beauty on the written page. What more do you want macaan?