Can you live comfortably off benefits in the UK? Please help

[aytoven]

I need to know because I'm getting kicked out in the near future and this is the best place to ask considering the abundance of Eurotrash and single mothers.

If worst comes to worst I'll probably have to foster a downie or something. How much extra do you get for this?

Basically I need to know if I can live a comfortable life on Jobseekers. By comfortable I mean a internet connection + Lidl. I don't have high expectations out of life.

Any information is appreciated.

[BlackVelvet]

You know what you should do? Very simple really. Go kill yourself.

[aytoven]

CAn I stay with you?

just for a couple of weeks?

PM me your answer please

[BlackVelvet]

Let me tell you the answer out here.

Rat poison should do it. You have a lot in common with rodents.

[Meru]

I need to know because I'm getting kicked out in the near future and this is the best place to ask considering the abundance of Eurotrash and single mothers.

If worst comes to worst I'll probably have to foster a downie or something. How much extra do you get for this?

Basically I need to know if I can live a comfortable life on Jobseekers. By comfortable I mean a internet connection + Lidl. I don't have high expectations out of life.

Any information is appreciated.

you are an honest young man. believe me you are the best placed to make it out of this life, Saint Gebras of Ethiopia once said" great expectations make frustrated men" this is a great quote because it means the less you expect chances are that you will be happy like you, those who expect much and get less end up frustrated and committing suicide. keep it on brother

[Xamud.]

You know what you should do? Very simple really. Go kill yourself.

That`s a bit harsh don`t you think?


avtoven
You should stay away from benefits, it`s bad for you, I understand if your in a hard place right now and you don`t have any other options then waa caadi until u get on your feet. But search for jobs all the time.

[Kukri]

No, no, no...You need to get drunk first. Because you don't need to remember that suicide is haram so get hammered first, then take all the tablets in your house that you can get your hands on. or just go to the nearest train truck an hug the first that come along.

[aytoven]

I can't get a job man.

I failed a KFC interview walahi. I'm legitimately handicapped. I speak like a 5 year old in real life. I've actually got brain damage. I'm not trying to be funny. I just have no shame so I can be candid about the cosmic joke which is my life.

I just want to eek out a pitiful existence until I do finally get the balls to kill myself.

[SultanOrder]

Maintain your benefits is a job in it of itself, you give people in the department work to do, which helps the paper providers all the way to the tree cutters, you give administrators, maintaince workers, all the thousands of suppliers to run this very inefficient machine work. You also have to take the bus, so there goes transportation that you help, and the flat you rent, the food you buy. You make a difference my friend.

[Kukri]

there are lots of ways to kill yourself, don't give up so easily.

[BlackVelvet]

Xamud the only real problem this troll has is adding to climate change through their breathing and farting. By extinguishing their existance they will finally be able to positively contribute to the world.

No, no, no...You need to get drunk first. Because you don't need to remember that suicide is haram so get hammered first, then take all the tablets in your house that you can get your hands on. or just go to the nearest train truck an hug the first that come along.

LMAO@ SNetters. Why are you kind to the weirdos who make shit up for attention and yet so cruel to the people you joke with day in day out.

[Armstrong]

[quote="aytoven"]

I failed a KFC interview walahi.[/quote]



Don't give up hope bro keep knocking doors until you get something that will not only support you but also your family.

[Kukri]

i'll give her a hand if she want to jump ship?

[aytoven]

lol at this dumb cunt thinking I'm joking

I'll do it on webcam while screaming your username walahi

See if police dont come to your door

[BlackVelvet]

i'll give her a hand if she want to jump ship?

It is not a she

Stop trying to embarrass the women of the world. This is all your kind bruv