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Transfer your transfers...

Postby Paddington Bear » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:45 am

(Not my usual kind of topic). :mrgreen:

With the news of the rising famine in Somalia and the sight of countless western Somalis lamenting this awful situation, a socialist thought crossed my mind. Take from the rich and give to the poor without it having a negative effect on your bank balance!

On average, how many of those facing this famine are directly related to you or anyone you know in the West? I personally would wager that the overwhelming majority of respondents will say “NONE” (save for one or two smart arses who will claim that all Somalis are related to them).

Now let me come at you from a different direction (it’ll all make sense in the end, I hope). Most of the people suffering from this famine are the “have nots” of Somalia. To them, the country is merely the place they were born and belong to but, as this famine clearly proves, they do not have that many valuable possessions to protect or fight for. Their one and only goal, worry and objective is to go somewhere where they can feed themselves and their children. That basic need has become so urgent, so indispensable and so vital that they do not care if Farmajo is sacked, Sharif Hassan is made president of the world or Somaliland is recognised. All they want is to be fed.

But Somalia does not only contain starving people. If we ignore the business people, the politicians and the soldiers for now (from the TFG or Al Shabab) and, instead, concentrate on the relatively well off families living there, we will realise that these are actually our families and relatives. They’re the ones that receive monthly remittances from me, you and YOU! They are also the ones that have the (somewhat relative) luxury of time to think, play and moan about politics. Alas, their total dependence on our remittances has rendered them passive, hopeless and completely unable to rise against the numerous problems that face Somalia today. And, frankly, why should they? The rent is paid for, the food is paid for and the clothes are also paid for. The TFG staying or going would make no difference to them. However, if Swedish Cabdi, German Warsame and American Sharmarke lose their jobs it will be the disaster to end all disasters. Furthermore, these are stationary people who do not leave their neighbourhoods unless an actual rocket falls on it (and most go back straight away).

They are the people that came out into the streets when Farmajo was sacked and they are the people that will come out protesting (again) when another trivial political dispute takes place. Yet when their fellow Somalis are starving they sit about and discuss the famine just like we do.

Well, we can do something about it and they can too. It’s time to personalise the problem. It is time to wake that lot from their long slumber. And, it’s also time to force the money transfer companies to feel the pinch.

Here is my suggestion;
If you send $100 to Somalia a month, decrease it to $50 and tell the family back there that you sent the other $50 to help out famine victims. Scare them into believing that this is going to be a permanent thing. In a couple of months, the family will either run to a Kenyan refugee camp (where your donated fifty will come handy) or they’ll riot in the streets of Somalia and do something to change their pathetic situation.
This is not a problem for Western Aid Organisations or even the Diaspora; this is a problem for Somalis in Somalia. It is why we get phone calls with the words:

“Waan guursanaya, lacag ii so dir”

“Qasabad baa jabtay, lacag ii so dir”

“Bisada naga xanuunsatay, lacag ii so dir”

“Waan tahriibaya, lacag ii so dir”

“Jaamicaad ban bilaabaya, lacag ii so dir”

“Ramadanta so socota, lacag ii so dir”

“Wasiir ba la iga dhigay, lacag ii so dir”

“Mobile ayaan doonaya, lacag ii so dir”

“Guriga nago yaraaday, lacag ii so dir”

“Mag ban bixinaya, lacag ii so dir”

“rasaasta iga dhamaatay, lacag ii so dir”

“Jaariyaad baan kireestay, lacag ii so dir”

“Minyara la igu khasbay, lacag ii so dir”

“Waxan maqlay in aad shaqo fiican heshay, lacag ii so dir”

“Jinn baa la iga saaraya, lacag ii so dir”

“Aroos baan tegaya, lacag ii so dir”

“Walaalka ayaan casumay, lacag ii so dir”

But you never hear:

“Gaasha na wada dishay, lacag inuu dir”

Nacal shaklak. :mrgreen:

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby Hyperactive » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:58 am

lol pb, ader iska waran. that`s a great suggestion, cut the monthly allowance to half so they can feel for other country men. but guess what, they call , your brother ahmed, or cousin ali or better ader abdulrahman to fill the gap or better to get more. those mafia back home are funny.

other day i got an email with all names that sent to; every one got to pay $300 so eedo heblaayo, ayyeyadeed walasheed inan ay dashay is in Nairobi and need ``takhtar`` i tell you they`re creative.

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby Twist » Thu Jul 14, 2011 7:59 am

loooooooooooooooolz @
“Bisada naga xanuunsatay, lacag ii so dir”
“Minyara la igu khasbay, lacag ii so dir”
“Jinn baa la iga saaraya, lacag ii so dir”

Walaahi you got me laughing like crazy

and :lol: @ Nacal shaklak.

That was good read. :up:

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby HELWAA » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:03 am

Bakhyl khasaara marateyn.Waxaaba la qaatey ado hal mar sanadki oo dira..let say 1000 dollar ka bacdi juuq ha odhan sanadka dhan.

Haye ma familgi ba ku wareeri ..miskiin.

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby Twist » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:07 am

^^ If only they leave you alone with that.

As the other person said, they always invent some new shit that makes you even sometimes think, "Damn, if the people back home are this creative then why don't they solve the problem in the country?" :x

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby Paddington Bear » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:13 am

Bakhyl khasaara marateyn.Waxaaba la qaatey ado hal mar sanadki oo dira..let say 1000 dollar ka bacdi juuq ha odhan sanadka dhan.

Haye ma familgi ba ku wareeri ..miskiin.
My ones are clever. They don't call me directly. They send the old ladies to bore the hell out of me until I give in and agree to pay for little forty-five year old Liiban to buy himself a new car. Apparantly, I'll get lots of ajar becuase he often drives the local wadaads to the mosque. :mrgreen:

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby HELWAA » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:30 am

PB

Dadka kala bariyo jecel, my relatives hardly call me, i send it to them iyaga i waydiisanba.

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby Paddington Bear » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:34 am

PB

Dadka kala bariyo jecel, my relatives hardly call me, i send it to them iyaga i waydiisanba.
You're a single young lady, dear HELWAA. They're waiting for "markaad bislaato". :mrgreen:

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Re: Transfer your transfers...

Postby HELWAA » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:41 am

PB

My parents and my sibilings are here alxamdulilah :lol: .Ayeeyonkay uun ba wax oo tuura, beside hadi aad biil oo qortay reerkina iney kula so hadlaan maaha.Ilaahy uun ba dadkan wax gaarsin kara cidna ma wada biilin karto.Ninkii xoogin ha shaqaysto, they will never get jaad mony from me walle. :down:

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Postby Paddington Bear » Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:51 am

Wait until you get married, HELWAA. Your in-laws will phone to ask for money and then your extended family (second cousins, third cousins, half brothers of cousins) will find your number and start to congratulate you on a great wedding before they begin to ask for money. Right now, they're all phoning hoyo. :mrgreen:


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