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Poor Abdisamad

Postby galia » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:06 pm

True story happened before the civil war in 1991, Mogadishu, Enjoy :up:

A Hutuking escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the Abdisamad out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying Nabeela to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the Abdisamad tells Nabeela:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his Nabeela responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!" :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby JolieFille » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:09 pm

Galia Horta did AbdiSamad rape you? :?

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby tightrope » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:11 pm

NOT FUNNY :down:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby abdalla11 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:16 pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81734853/

The big question is why were you googling for gay jokes?

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby abdisamad3 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:29 pm

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81734853/

The big question is why were you googling for gay jokes?
lol,good question, :lol: :down:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby union » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:32 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby abdisamad3 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:34 pm

^^qosol gariir sidii love arax la siiyay, :|

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby Nomand » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:36 pm

well u called galia an idiot in her other thread now she is after ur blood :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby union » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:40 pm

Don't be mad at me because I found the joke funny you little flip flopping bitch. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby abdisamad3 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:48 pm

Don't be mad at me because I found the joke funny you little flip flopping bitch. :lol: :lol:
This is not even funny,,your only laughing fake laughs, and the joke is on you :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby abdisamad3 » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:49 pm

well u called galia an idiot in her other thread now she is after ur blood :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
but really it was a retarded thread, :down:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby JolieFille » Sat Aug 20, 2011 12:54 pm

More realistic story is " Galia used to be sevant for Abdismad back in Mogadishu, when the USC came and abdi fleed, Galia though she was going to have the house, but then came the good Islamist " Melo" and raped Galia and then looted the house, now they are both living in Denmark working for Abdisamad, the moral of the story is Abdisamad will always be your maste :clap: r

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby AhmedBoqor » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:27 pm

^^qosol gariir sidii love arax la siiyay, :|
:lol: :lol: Adbidsamad nagadaa ninyoho qosol ayaad nagu dhishey :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby Mondey » Sat Aug 20, 2011 3:36 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Poor Abdisamad

Postby AhlulbaytSoldier » Sat Aug 20, 2011 5:12 pm

i will be happy from slicing your jewishloving throat :up:


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