annoying skin condition

[Mondey]

i recently got this very annoying skin condition called Seborrheic Dermatitis, it starts with itching around the nose and hair margins near forehead, then whitish spots appear on that area. al xamdulillah its very minor and gets treated easily by using a medical shampoo and soap for few weeks. nevertheless it makes ur face look like a chessboard during that time

[Twist]

Wish you well, Insha Allah.

[Mondey]

^ thnx sxb but its already gone

[WiglessBidaar]

Chessboard? Funny. Dry skin is nothing to marvel at. My youngest son had eczema that made him scratch nonstop, but laakin marka aan dacaskeygi aa ku darbaaxe he never scratched himself again.

[Twist]

Chessboard? Funny. Dry skin is nothing to marvel at. My youngest son had eczema that made him scratch nonstop, but laakin marka aan dacaskeygi aa ku darbaaxe he never scratched himself again.

What a good father! Bidaarlow, stop abusing the child, abti.

Mon, you welcome, mate.

[Mondey]

Chessboard? Funny. Dry skin is nothing to marvel at. My youngest son had eczema that made him scratch nonstop, but laakin marka aan dacaskeygi aa ku darbaaxe he never scratched himself again.

good for him.

but mine is oily, i guess its more susceptible to skin infections.

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Twist

Thanks for the parental guidance. I will keep my dacas on my foot henceforth. Laakin my high blood pressure disposes me to violence. I thrash my wife, I beat my secret lovers, I bite my kids. What shall I do about my temper?

@ Mondey

Oiley maa tiri? Don't be one of those greasy losers who can never get laid saxiib. Ease up on the lotion.

[ToughGong]

Dhirbaax with the good old Dacas is a cure for many an ailment

[WiglessBidaar]

Dhirbaax with the good old Dacas is a cure for many an ailment

One of my kids reported me to his teacher after a good walloping. Walle waa yaab. But the reason I consider them ungrateful little things who hate their father is because they absolutely refuse to put in a good word for their old man with their leggy young teaching assistant with shapely contours that would make a dead man cry. In fact they tell her I’m blissfully married, a vulgar abuse of the truth.

[Mondey]

Bidaar

wat lotion ? what the hell does getting laid got to do with oily/dry skin!

[Twist]

@ Twist

Thanks for the parental guidance. I will keep my dacas on my foot henceforth. Laakin my high blood pressure disposes me to violence. I thrash my wife, I beat my secret lovers, I bite my kids. What shall I do about my temper?

@ Mondey

Oiley maa tiri? Don't be one of those greasy losers who can never get laid saxiib. Ease up on the lotion.

BidaarBilaaBaruuko, there's only one solution for your condition, sxb.

Take a long leave to either Xeebta Liido, Jasiiro or Sambuusi while drinking Caano Barax geel mixed with coconut milk & listening to "Darbi ka boodooy, doon dheer daluugaan kaa daymoohaayi." Your anger issues are caused by home-sickness doubled with the helplessness & frustration of losing what we stood for as a nation.

[WiglessBidaar]

@ Twist

Qosol baa ladacey. But in between the roars of laughter I discern a glimpse of truth in your diagnosis. My shrink puts my tantrums down to my qat and coke habit: I chew like a dameer and snort a line after which I smash things up so it's not hard to see why she would make a causal link; but I think your analysis of the inner workings of the old man nails it. All my heavy sweating and striving is from a sense of bereavement miyaa? Waa gartay. I need a stiff drink.