My DNA results

[Advo]

Paternal Haplogroup: E1b1b1a1b

Haplogroup: E1b1b1a, a subgroup of E1b1b

Age: 23,000 years

Region: Northern Africa, Southern Europe

Populations: Berbers, Iberians, Balkans

Highlight: Two different migrations brought E1b1b1a into Europe.





Maternal Haplogroup:L3h2

Haplogroup: L3h, a subgroup of L3

Age: less than 60,000 years

Region: Northern, Eastern, Coastal Western Africa

Populations: Datoga, Yemenis

Highlight: L3h reaches its highest levels among the Datoga of Tanzania.



Best thing about this test? I didnt pay a dollar for it and it gave me valuable information about my health, disease risks and traits for example.

Alcohol Flush Reaction: Does Not Flush
Bitter Taste Perception: Can Taste
Earwax Type: Wet
Eye Color: Likely Brown
Hair Curl:Straighter Hair on Average
Lactose Intolerance: Likely Intolerant
Malaria Resistance: Possibly Resistant
Male Pattern Baldness: Decreased Odds
Muscle Performance: Likely Sprinter
Non-ABO Blood Groups: See Report
Norovirus Resistance:Not Resistant
Resistance to HIV/AIDS: Not Resistant
Smoking Behavior: Typical

and so many other cool things.

[madara]

So where did you get this free test?

[Advo]

They had an all expense paid for free trial for people of African descend, I made their deadline

[Nanees]

Wheres the part where they reveal your gender

[Nanees]

Umm, advo, you realise what 'likely resistant to malaria' means?

[NewHargeisaGirl]

@ Advo Guess I just found out I am Mareexan, reer siyaad, reer cigaal siyaad, reer warfac siyaad

[Advo]

Nanees it means I cant get Malaria, fuk a kaneeco

NHG, lol wallahi u shocked me....wtf I didnt expect that at all and where did u find the abtirsi?

[Nanees]

Nanees it means I cant get Malaria, fuk a kaneeco

We need to have a chat, seated, with shax. and maybe some whiskey on your end

[Nanees]

BTW can you send me the scans of the whole report the nerd in me is having like a field day with all of this

[NewHargeisaGirl]

Advo, I too took the DNA test dee viva Abo Siyaaad

[Advo]

Oh sht I discovered a new section with list of endless diseases risks and my risk in %, I wish I could show u xaska since I dont know how to take screen shots on mac.

So far my worries are:

Age-related Macular Degeneration: My risk: 17.8% Avg risk: 6.5% (my vision gonna weak as fudge if I get old)
Restless Legs Syndrome: My result: 2.5% Avg result: 2.0% (this I believe)
Type 2 Diabetes: My risk: 29.8% Avge risk: 25.7% (my dad has this)


NHG...wassup my cousin, I gotta respect u even higher now

[NewHargeisaGirl]

^^ That was my best friend's abtirisi

[Advo]

^^ That was my best friend's abtirisi

Say wallahi because I am like a very close cousin of that person

[tightrope]

They had an all expense paid for free trial for people of African descend, I made their deadline

BIG PHARMA WILL USE THEIR DNA TO CREATE ANOTHER MAN-MADE DISEASE TO KILL ALL THE AFRICAN PEOPLE *HIV/AIDS*

[NewHargeisaGirl]

^^ That was my best friend's abtirisi

Say wallahi because I am like a very close cousin of that person

Walaahida, she is sitting next to me right now, we are working on a project! I thought she was tellin me fake abtirsi when I asked her