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THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT BANTUS

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THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT BANTUS

Postby mwaura » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:06 am

Every reference you make of us is usually unflattering with connotations similar to that of winos,weaklings, homeless people and similar unfortunates. It then dawned on me,those who always talk know not of what they talk so on behalf of my 600 mn+ other Bantus here are just a few of our collective discoveries and accomplishments.
1. WRITING-Yes,contrary to the mainstream there was always writing,apart from Egyptian,Geez and Meroitic. West and Central Africa had their own systems as far back as 1500 bc.
Here is bassa,which existed in Liberia 500 bc.
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Also from Liberia,but perhaps the first true alphabetical writing was Vai.
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This is Sierra Leonian Mende.
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Cameroonian Bamum.
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http://nigerianwiki.com/wiki/African_Writing_Systems
This particular system is WAYYY older than the researcher's dating of the early 1800s.
I saw recently in a book,some examples of Kikuyus ideophones,a further development of pictogams called,GICANDI,alas!,all forgotten.
2.DOUBLE DICKS-That's real! Traditionally,Kikuyus left a flap loose under the head. It hardens while 'seeing,' a woman,stimulating deeper and more powerfully.
The description by Bryk (1934, p.65) of the Maasai and Kikuyu is that they are ' only half circumcised, the lower part of the foreskin not being cut away at all, but hanging atrophied for the rest of the owner' s life. The Kikuyu has two members, say neighbouring tribes.
http://www.circlist.com/rites/maasai.html
3.GIANT LABIA-Most bantus,the overwhelming majority actually,elongate what you guys snip off and close with thorns.
‘Pulling’, a gentle stretching technique to lengthen labia, is a cultural practice common among the Bantu cultures of central and southern Uganda. It involves elongating the minora using herbs to increase sensitivity and stimulation during sexual intercourse.

Elongated labia reportedly make women easily sexually aroused. Girls as young as 12 years are oriented into the practice with the help of a traditional ‘ssenga’ (paternal aunt) as she prepares them for sexual orientation and womanhood.

It is culturally believed that men are highly aroused by seeing elongated labia. It is also seen as representing extra sensuality, stimulation and sex lubrication during intercourse
http://www.observer.ug/index.php?option ... &Itemid=89
It can go up to six inches,though I've seen 4 inches which is more common in Uganda and Rwanda. Btw,remember the UPDF bantus in Amisom saying they need conjugal leave? That's why.
Last and not entirely unrelated. There is no bantu warship! There are Kenya navy gunboats,Al Fucko could no more sink than they could teleport to Uranus!
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E.Africa's first sea going frigate. A true blue water ship,soon to be delivered.
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Isn't the KNS Jasiri a sexy thing or what?
Having learned new things,lets change our ways because now that we know better ,we can do better!

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Postby arabmtu » Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:21 am

Last and not entirely unrelated. There is no bantu warship! There are Kenya navy gunboats,Al Fucko could no more sink than they could teleport to Uranus!
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E.Africa's first sea going frigate. A true blue water ship,soon to be delivered.
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Isn't the KNS Jasiri a sexy thing or what?
Having learned new things,lets change our ways because now that we know better ,we can do better!
mwaura, however, this navy power is useless against a non-conventional force such as al-Shabaab.

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Re: THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT BANTUS

Postby TheblueNwhite » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:03 pm

3.GIANT LABIA-Most bantus,the overwhelming majority actually,elongate what you guys snip off and close with thorns.
‘Pulling’, a gentle stretching technique to lengthen labia, is a cultural practice common among the Bantu cultures of central and southern Uganda. It involves elongating the minora using herbs to increase sensitivity and stimulation during sexual intercourse.

Elongated labia reportedly make women easily sexually aroused. Girls as young as 12 years are oriented into the practice with the help of a traditional ‘ssenga’ (paternal aunt) as she prepares them for sexual orientation and womanhood.

It is culturally believed that men are highly aroused by seeing elongated labia. It is also seen as representing extra sensuality, stimulation and sex lubrication during intercourse

http://www.observer.ug/index.php?option ... &Itemid=89
It can go up to six inches,though I've seen 4 inches which is more common in Uganda and Rwanda. Btw,remember the UPDF bantus in Amisom saying they need conjugal leave? That's why.
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Postby accident » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:05 pm

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Postby bareento » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:22 pm

3.GIANT LABIA-Most bantus,the overwhelming majority actually,elongate what you guys snip off and close with thorns.
‘Pulling’, a gentle stretching technique to lengthen labia, is a cultural practice common among the Bantu cultures of central and southern Uganda. It involves elongating the minora using herbs to increase sensitivity and stimulation during sexual intercourse.

Elongated labia reportedly make women easily sexually aroused. Girls as young as 12 years are oriented into the practice with the help of a traditional ‘ssenga’ (paternal aunt) as she prepares them for sexual orientation and womanhood.

It is culturally believed that men are highly aroused by seeing elongated labia. It is also seen as representing extra sensuality, stimulation and sex lubrication during intercourse
Takbir!
Unfortunately we the Horn Bantus lost this extraordinarly inspiring culture :cry:
I thought only Rwandese kept it, but I see the Ugandeze still have it too!

I wonder whether Huural Cayn will have Giant Labia :?
I refuse to go to Janna, if huural cayn does not have it Giaant!

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Postby accident » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:25 pm

3.GIANT LABIA-Most bantus,the overwhelming majority actually,elongate what you guys snip off and close with thorns.
‘Pulling’, a gentle stretching technique to lengthen labia, is a cultural practice common among the Bantu cultures of central and southern Uganda. It involves elongating the minora using herbs to increase sensitivity and stimulation during sexual intercourse.

Elongated labia reportedly make women easily sexually aroused. Girls as young as 12 years are oriented into the practice with the help of a traditional ‘ssenga’ (paternal aunt) as she prepares them for sexual orientation and womanhood.

It is culturally believed that men are highly aroused by seeing elongated labia. It is also seen as representing extra sensuality, stimulation and sex lubrication during intercourse
Takbir!
Unfortunately we the Horn Bantus lost this extraordinarly inspiring culture :cry:
I thought only Rwandese kept it, but I see the Ugandeze still have it too!

I wonder whether Huural Cayn will have Giant Labia :?
I refuse to go to Janna, if huural cayn does not have it Giaant!

B.
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Postby AmalJaber » Mon Nov 28, 2011 1:50 pm

@Mwaura, non of those frigates/ships have been deployed. What we have are the boats under the special boats unit

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Postby DR-YALAXOOW » Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:29 pm

bantu civilasations are well known. bantu they were first humans who learned how to make iron, bantu they were first humans who sarted farming.Bantu expansion started in cameroon and bantu warriors succeeded to populate whole African contitent.

haile great bantu :up: :up: :up:
Takbir!
Unfortunately we the Horn Bantus lost this extraordinarly inspiring culture :cry:
I thought only Rwandese kept it, but I see the Ugandeze still have it too!

I wonder whether Huural Cayn will have Giant Labia :?
I refuse to go to Janna, if huural cayn does not have it Giaant!

B.
My waaqoow follower brother bareento we horners should be greatfull the accomplishment and extraordinarly inspiring culture of bantu people Throughout human history. :up:
unfortunatly skinnies(somalis) had been arab brainwashed thinking that they are not black sub-sahara africans.
we would say those bantu haters that Somalia and Oromia belongs the great bantukingdom for ever :up: :up: :up:

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Postby mwaura » Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:16 am

mwaura, however, this navy power is useless against a non-conventional force such as al-Shabaab.
The men at the planning level at the DOD didn't plan for pirates but for conventional naval operations. Let me tell you a SECRET. The KNS Jasiri was referred to as a hydrographic survey vessel,allegedly according to Anglosaxons and their local bitches,of whom there are many,to disguise corruption. The truth is it was and still is a hydrographic survey ship to map out local and surrounding sea floors for a planned purchase of at least 2 submarines.
We bantus discovered the importance of sex in healthy living. How strong frequent orgasms keep women settled and well adjusted;unlike you negroes. Til a dainty 100 pound Malawian/Zambian/Congolese hottie holds your hand with sudden scary body builder strength ,bearing down with her hips like she's in labour,eyes rolled all the way back,tears falling,growling 'Grrrrrrrrrrr!'in your neck,sweating like a handcart pusher at noon in Ouagadougou squirting mindlessly you lack the ability to comprehend what I'm communicating. That's why we invented pulling and the double headed male circumcision. Do you know pulling is practiced as far as Polynesia? Everywhere bantus have been,its still practiced. And,we can write about it!!
There was a migration from E.Africa to those parts during the banana trade some 4000 years ago,but that's a story for another day. Your constant violence,verbal and actual is rooted in sexual frustration,itself a result of your ignorance in such matters. You pose as heroic peasants as patient as the Vietnamese or as tactical proficient as Hitlers' panzer commanders;in truth your acting out the deep seated rage of frustrated blue balled adolescents. We're also aware of the popularity of male rape whenever your killing sprees happen which reveals the cursed seed of homo behaviour, not surprising looking at the pattern of sexual pathology including a large measure of sadism.
Here are your Afghan equivalents ,the Taliban,the worlds fightingest faggots!
Though rarely acknowledged, the prevalence of sex between Afghan men is an open secret, one most observant visitors quickly surmise. Ironically, it is especially true here in Kandahar, which was the heartland of the puritanical Taliban movement.

It might seem odd to a Westerner that such a sexually repressive society is marked by heightened homosexual activity. But Justin Richardson, a professor of psychiatry at Columbia University, says such thinking is backward—it is precisely the extreme restrictions on sexual relations with women that lead to greater prevalence of the behavior.
http://www.glapn.org/sodomylaws/world/a ... ews009.htm
Minds,with at least a GED educatio0n will see obvious parallels.

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