Vote Union, Somali President August 2012

[union]

TOP PRIORIES:

1. Al Qadea/Al Shabab/Islamists in general must all be executed. NO AMNESTY. SOLVE THE ISLAMIST QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL.

2. State secularism. Mandatory membership in Great Union/Attaturk Thought Association for all citizens. Non members will be arrested and imprisoned.

3. Unite the country against common enemy: Islamists and secessionists

4. Give all children IQ tests, and then take guardianship of all high scorers in the name of the state. High Scorers will be educated abroad and will return to Somalia as the civil servants/top military generals. Medium scorers will be put into vocational school.

5. Market Somalia as a connection between Africa and Asia. Solicit Chinese aid for building infrastructure.


Ask questions.

[TheblueNwhite]

If I vote for you would you allow me the honour to shoot Ali Dheere, Dahir Aweys, Dulyadeyn, Afghani, Shangole and Mansor in the face with my S & W .500?

[Shirib]

How do you plan on solving the Somali clan dynamics? Will you go along with 4.5, or something new?

[Lamagoodle]

TOP PRIORIES:

1. Al Qadea/Al Shabab/Islamists in general must all be executed. NO AMNESTY. SOLVE THE ISLAMIST QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL.

2. State secularism. Mandatory membership in Great Union/Attaturk Thought Association for all citizens. Non members will be arrested and imprisoned.

3. Unite the country against common enemy: Islamists and secessionists

4. Give all children IQ tests, and then take guardianship of all high scorers in the name of the state. High Scorers will be educated abroad and will return to Somalia as the civil servants/top military generals. Medium scorers will be put into vocational school.

5. Market Somalia as a connection between Africa and Asia. Solicit Chinese aid for building infrastructure.


Ask questions.

What about those with a low IQ (point 3)?

You forgot to consider chemical castrations and lobotomy!

Sounds like Hitler's Mein Kemp

[union]

If I vote for you would you allow me the honour to shoot Ali Dheere, Dahir Aweys, Dulyadeyn, Afghani, Shangole and Mansor in the face with my S & W .500?

You can join in their punishment. I was thinking of lining up 15 victims per criminal and giving them all butcher knives to come hacking down simultaneously on the restrained bodies of the traitors, broadcast on national television. This should also satisfy Shirib, since he really enjoys people being cut up. What do you think?

[union]

How do you plan on solving the Somali clan dynamics? Will you go along with 4.5, or something new?

I plan on uniting people based on ideology. Somali ethnic pride and secularism will be the pillars of the new state. I will destroy any tribe that doesn't embrace wholeheartedly these two things.

[union]

TOP PRIORIES:

1. Al Qadea/Al Shabab/Islamists in general must all be executed. NO AMNESTY. SOLVE THE ISLAMIST QUESTION ONCE AND FOR ALL.

2. State secularism. Mandatory membership in Great Union/Attaturk Thought Association for all citizens. Non members will be arrested and imprisoned.

3. Unite the country against common enemy: Islamists and secessionists

4. Give all children IQ tests, and then take guardianship of all high scorers in the name of the state. High Scorers will be educated abroad and will return to Somalia as the civil servants/top military generals. Medium scorers will be put into vocational school.

5. Market Somalia as a connection between Africa and Asia. Solicit Chinese aid for building infrastructure.


Ask questions.

What about those with a low IQ (point 3)?

You forgot to consider chemical castrations and lobotomy!

Sounds like Hitler's Mein Kemp

LOW IQ people will find plenty of employment meandering around with their goats.

[Mondey]

how will you defeat al shabaab? does that mean you will deploy foreign troops?

how will u deal with the secessionists ?

[Lamagoodle]

Union, you are insulting the art of goat minding which demands higher levels of IQ.

Eugenics should do the tricks

[union]

how will you defeat al shabaab? does that mean you will deploy foreign troops?

how will u deal with the secessionists ?

No. Foreign troops don't seem to be accomplishing much more than keeping the status quo intact.
I will raise a people's militia of Somalis just f-king sick and tired of these rag headed lunatics and exterminate them like rats.

as for the secessionists, I will frustrate their attempts to get international notice and hinder their ambitions domestically too. Dahabshill will be banned.
Also SSC/Awdal State and other groups will have the full support of my administration.

[TheblueNwhite]

If I vote for you would you allow me the honour to shoot Ali Dheere, Dahir Aweys, Dulyadeyn, Afghani, Shangole and Mansor in the face with my S & W .500?

You can join in their punishment. I was thinking of lining up 15 victims per criminal and giving them all butcher knives to come hacking down simultaneously on the restrained bodies of the traitors, broadcast on national television. This should also satisfy Shirib, since he really enjoys people being cut up. What do you think?

sick. Why copy their barbaric rituals when you can come up with creative ways to humiliate them in public.

I still would like to introduce Blue n White Roulette to them niggaz and the head explosions will be live on SNtv.

[DR-YALAXOOW]

Union is a my dream president, you have my vote mr future president of Somalia

[Advo]

Be prepared to meet ur cousin in the battle feild.

[union]

If I vote for you would you allow me the honour to shoot Ali Dheere, Dahir Aweys, Dulyadeyn, Afghani, Shangole and Mansor in the face with my S & W .500?

You can join in their punishment. I was thinking of lining up 15 victims per criminal and giving them all butcher knives to come hacking down simultaneously on the restrained bodies of the traitors, broadcast on national television. This should also satisfy Shirib, since he really enjoys people being cut up. What do you think?

sick. Why copy their barbaric rituals when you can come up with creative ways to humiliate them in public.

I still would like to introduce Blue n White Roulette to them niggaz and the head explosions will be live on SNtv.

However we kill them, let's just feed their remains to pigs and mail their mothers same ham sandwiches as parting gifts.

[union]

Union is a my dream president, you have my vote mr future president of Somalia

I am honored, Doctor Yalaxoow, you will become a trusted adviser.