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Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers

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Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers

Postby FAH1223 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 11:59 am

in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”..

let it be known this opinion is from one unnamed cleric, but an awesome opinion nonetheless.
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CAIRO: An Islamic cleric residing in Europe said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any “sexual thoughts.”

The unnamed sheikh, who was featured in an article on el-Senousa news, was quoted saying that if women wish to eat these food items, a third party, preferably a male related to them such as their a father or husband, should cut the items into small pieces and serve.

He said that these fruits and vegetables “resemble the male penis” and hence could arouse women or “make them think of sex.”

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.

The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.

Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.

The opinion has stirred a storm of irony and denouncement among Muslims online, with hundreds of comments mocking the cleric.

One reader said that these religious “leaders” give Islam “a bad name” and another commented said that he is a “retarded” person and he must quit his post immediately.

Others called him a seeker of fame, but no official responses from renowned Islamic scholars have been published on the statements.

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby union » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:02 pm

One of the many reasons why I don’t take clerics seriously.

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby FAH1223 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:03 pm

since the cleric is unnamed and there's a vague citation, im hoping it's just a prank. regardless, it amused me :lol:

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby Nabeela » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:05 pm

He also added carrots and zucchini to the list of forbidden foods for women.
The sheikh was asked how to “control” women when they are out shopping for groceries and if holding these items at the market would be bad for them. The cleric answered saying this matter is between them and God.
Answering another question about what to do if women in the family like these foods, the sheikh advised the interviewer to take the food and cut it for them in a hidden place so they cannot see it.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



I've never read anything so stupid in my life.

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby Colonel » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:07 pm

SMH unnamed cleric how convinient...

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby ToughGong » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:07 pm

It's obviously fake

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby union » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:08 pm

I wouldn’t be too sure. Clerics in general, and now especially wahabi Muslim clerics, make absurd claims with some regularity. Recently high ranking Saudi clerics said allowing women to drive would “cause the end of female virginity”, and that’s after their Grand Mufti claimed the sun revolved around the Earth. :|

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby BlackVelvet » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:09 pm

So then what about men who eat bananas etc, are they gay?

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby BlackVelvet » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:09 pm

Hide it from them and cut it into little pieces <--------- :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby ToughGong » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:12 pm

It's either fake or his real isue is "the woman thinking of his 'penis whilst handling a cucumber is also thinking of slicing it with a knife"

:lol:

Also what kinda "Sheikh" remains unnamed

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby UlteriorMotive » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:18 pm

I wonder how many women were associating assorted fruits with phalluses before this 'cleric' came up with this pronouncement.

Come on guys don't be so gullible, since when have sheikhs ever given fatwas anonymously? :lol: :lol:

Right or wrong they stand by their ruling and put their name on the line. Lmao @ stealth fatwa...how would we know the guy's credentials?

:down: whoever wrote this propaganda piece.

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby UlteriorMotive » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:19 pm

I

Also what kinda "Sheikh" remains unnamed
Exactlty

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby quark » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:22 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby Tobi » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:26 pm

This is fake but High level Sheikhs saying the "sun revolves around the earth" and "allowing women to drive will increase prostitution" is AWWWRIGHT.

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Re: Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbe

Postby Lamagoodle » Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:36 pm

This is a joke; right?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is a crazy fatwa. The kind of fatwa that makes muslims look bad and our faith the laughing stock of the global community.

I had a friend once who said that everything about religions centre on temptations.


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