Banker's 1,615 Word Email to Woman Who Didn't Call Him Back

[Twist]

I find this story ironic 'cause similar thing happened to me too. If only I didn't click 'Send' (or was it submit?)?

[greenday]

I find this story ironic 'cause similar thing happened to me too. If only I didn't click 'Send' (or was it submit?)?

See the not all girls are heartless or else we would have had qarxis

[Twist]

Xaasid! You're on my hit list from now on.

[Beans]

I find this story ironic 'cause similar thing happened to me too. If only I didn't click 'Send' (or was it submit?)?

Now we r getting somewhere.

[greenday]

Twist we cool man isheeg mida xun oo saas kugashe anaa tunka uga istagayee mise you dont want me to harm her

[Twist]

I find this story ironic 'cause similar thing happened to me too. If only I didn't click 'Send' (or was it submit?)?

Now we r getting somewhere.

No comment!

Twist we cool man isheeg mida xun oo saas kugashe anaa tunka uga istagayee mise you dont want me to harm her

You called my potential wifey "mid xun"?

[greenday]

Twist isheeg quruxleeyda magaceda aan rali galiyee this is a case walsha iskuma hubtide dhumashidaa ha iska xumeeynin

[Twist]

Twist isheeg quruxleeyda magaceda aan rali galiyee this is a case walsha iskuma hubtide dhumashidaa ha iska xumeeynin

Xariifad! She might be reading this marka iska sug, you might be contacted any time soon.

[yungnfresh]

This guy needs to be arrested for the future murder of somebody

I wonder what weird shit he did on the date which made her decide to cut him off lol

[Lillaahiya]

If he's like this in an email, imagine a date? It'd be brutal. This is beyond reiterating a point---this is desperation. If your fam flips mills, he'd have a line up of galdem. Why's he sweating her? Move on goddamnit!

[IRONm@N]

This guy is a loser, he is very technical about the whole things, "you played with your hair, google says that is flirting" "we made eye contact" etc, that is kinda lame, he needs to improve his game. he needs to be more spontaneous and creative than being too technical and rational about things. also taking your date to philharmonic is kinda gay and boring

[BanadirBeauty]

At least he isn't being ceeb about the fact that she didn't go on a second date. That is a way to show appreciation even thou he is being a creepy.

[Nabeela]

I find this story ironic 'cause similar thing happened to me too. If only I didn't click 'Send' (or was it submit?)?

[Twist]

@yung, yeah, it would have been even much better if a script of their disastrous date was published too. Madaxuu iska toogan lahaa I think.

@Lil, just because you were a player when you were 11 years old doesn't mean everyone is good at that game. Have some mercy on the poor soul, you heartless witch!

@Iron, you've noticed the Google referencing too eh? Clearly the guy has some social/mental issues, I think.

@BB, what would have you done if you were in that girl's possession?

@Nabs, stop it dee. You're enjoying to twist a dagger that has already been pierced into my heart, aren't you?

You know I was talking about you. Why didn't you reply to that 2000 word lamenting email I sent you the other day?

[Nabeela]

Twist, thanks alot, now everyone knows that we have a personal relationship


You never clicked send/submit, waxan u maleenyaa you are suffering from "short term memory lose"