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Qoraxeey-- a beautiful little chubby short Somali woman with an impeccable imaan and a wonderful smile. A marehaan woman by blood and core, but nasty majeerten woman by the bedroom activity. But since our acquaan heroine is a virgin, who is getting older, her bedroom prowesss activities have not been fully realized. She spends fifty percent of her day on Somali and muslim women weddings ads and safe muslim dating sites hunting for a farah. And the other 50% is spent in the local Dhuksi, volunteering and 'eying' the handsome fellow virgins wadaads, but men, walking around in their innocent, benevolent khamis and arafat hair scurf attires. Fortunately, Miss Qora--knows a very chatty, gossipy habar yonis--countess who is very popular in her neighborhood. Ms Basra Elmi was to meet with Miss Qora to arrange a future marriage for her beloved acquaan virgin friend. After meeting in Qora's aunt livingroom, the ladies hugged and exchanged delightful anecdotes of falsey compliments and exacerbated ungenuine smiles-they finally sat down to talk.


MS Basra: So, my dear---tell me the kinds of men--do you like.


Ms Qora : Blushes and never makes eye contact.


Ms Basra: (Smiles and thinks, what a sweet submissive creature) Come on now- i dont have all day.


Ms Qora: Ok-- i like me a tall man-- because i am feri feri short short. A strong man-- both physically and mentally and of course diin wise. He must have memorized the Quran, prays always and has a tint of modernism .


Ms Basra: hhhhhmm interesting. A tint of modernism? What do u mean?


Ms Qora: I mean--- i dont want him to be all uuu u know.... ...reer baadiiye and all. I want a man who can listen to romantic somali songs with me.

MS Basra: I see. u call that Modernism?


Ms Qora: Of course. Is it not? (She is self conscious and looking to figure out what Basra means or if she is being judged)


MS: Basra: Ok--- What about bedroom wise. Should HE be very aggressive, medium depending on the mood or a gentle and soft.


Ms Qora: Hhhmmmmm Cough Cough....... The l-a-s-t O-N-E habibti.


Ms Basra: Interesting. I am curious-- why so? Because, i personally prefer the first one. I dont respect a man who doesnt beat ME UP! I need bruises on my face and body to show proof of love in the bedroom. Why do you like the gentle and the softy?

MS Qora: Cough Cough..... (looks left and right and whispers) Because, i am the aggressive one. I like to beat the crap out of the man. It gives me sexual satisfactions.


Ms Basra: I see. Well, i have the perfect man for u ina adeer. I know one man who appreciates being abused and with a bonus reads dua and surahs while being beaten silly in his silky underwear. It gives him intense orgasm.


Ms Qora: Really---(bows down HEAD, to pray heavenly for her prayers have been finally answered) Who is he abaaay?


Ms Basra: Sheikh Hyperactive Samatr.

ALAA BEERKKAAAAAA

U know me too well


BASRA .. THANK YOU ABAAY ABAAY

Alla maxaa shaqo la'aan ku haysa.

Majeerteen wa adigaa afxumeenayee maxay kaa galabsadeen?

MS Qora: Cough Cough..... (looks left and right and whispers) Because, i am the aggressive one. I like to beat the crap out of the man. It gives me sexual satisfactions.

Basra

this lady caadi mahaan

i havee to write a story about her

Zeliha

my appologies walaal if u r offended.But it is universal knowledge that MJ women are the freakiest beasts in the bedrooms.


Qora@looool

oh u r welcome my darling qora. I know, u and your mortal twin Sheikh Samatar Hyperactive too well macaanto.

I feel for hyper!

Waan gartay walaal, haddaba hadii dumarka labo u kala baxaan nooca xanjada calashada oo dareenki ilaahay ka qaaday iyo kuwo as you call 'freakiest beasts in the bedroom'. I prefer the latter.

Zeliha

i doubt it. I think u as an MJ have proven my point. (by that seductive username) Mj women have completed the art of seduction. U guys reign in that department, followed by isaaq women of course. Although mj women have substance more than isaaq women. Isaaq women are beautiful but cold-- seduction is not an effort, it doesnt come natural. Mj, have efforts and a natural leathal dose of seduction intertwined with unexplained beauty that is violent in nature. Of course, the MJS, provided they do not heil from the bantu contaminated Osman mahmood mj that is.

Ms Basra: I see. Well, i have the perfect man for u ina adeer. I know one man who appreciates being abused and with a bonus reads dua and surahs while being beaten silly in his silky underwear. It gives him intense orgasm.


Ms Qora: Really---(bows down HEAD,to pray heavenly for her prayers have been finally answered) Who is he abaaay?


Ms Basra: Sheikh Hyperactive Samatr.

Zeliha

i doubt it. I think u as an MJ have proven my point. (by that seductive username) Mj women have completed the art of seduction. U guys reign in that department, followed by isaaq women of course. Although mj women have substance more than isaaq women. Isaaq women are beautiful but cold-- seduction is not an effort, it doesnt come natural. Mj, have efforts and a natural leathal dose of seduction intertwined with unexplained beauty that is violent in nature. Of course, the MJS, provided they do not heil from the bantu contaminated Osman mahmood mj that is.

Lool, ma Zeliha ayaa a suductive name ah? Couldn't think of a username and decided to go with a friends name.

Qoraalkaagi ugu horeeyay markaad Majeerteen ku soo qaaday xumaan ayaan u qaatay laakin mar haddad qirtay wax dumarkeena gaaraa inaysan jirin naag gob ah ayaad tahay



Ps: dhiig bantu iguma jiree naag pure Cumar Maxamuud ah ayaan ahay!

"Ps: dhiig bantu iguma jiree naag pure Cumar Maxamuud ah ayaan ahay"

Basra..worry about urself u old spinster

Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE


I am looking out for my gal Qora dhee--iskaa amuus.