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PO: I have a formerly skinny friend who used that shizz and gained WAAAY too much weight, he is built like a shit brick house now and his head is too small for his body

Beans, do it, make my New years day

That was hilarious. Is he able to walk straight?

Just about...he has to turn his whole body to look behind him

Iron, no offense but the religious ones have serious personal issues, I dont need their baggage

I'm curious. Issues like what?

There are so many reasons people become 'salafi'. Usually jail time, ex-something or others Never trust them, always some horrible past they have, which they keep bringing up because they think you're a nice person. I'm not. I judge.

BB, I have this feeling you have something for big calool's so why not stop fronting & say it as it's. I heard some ladies like salsalaaxeyning that cushion & springy thing.

Not true.i prefer bidarle guys. i enjoy touching and massaging the bidaar . 'maxa iga xishodsine yaqeyow'.

Iron, no offense but the religious ones have serious personal issues, I dont need their baggage

I'm curious. Issues like what?

There are so many reasons people become 'salafi'. Usually jail time, ex-something or others Never trust them, always some horrible past they have, which they keep bringing up because they think you're a nice person. I'm not. I judge.

I would like your opinion on my posts in this thread. Mainly from pages 6 onward.

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I don't desire to look like the hulk

BB, I have this feeling you have something for big calool's so why not stop fronting & say it as it's. I heard some ladies like salsalaaxeyning that cushion & springy thing.

Not true.i prefer bidarle guys. i enjoy touching and massaging the bidaar . 'maxa iga xishodsine yaqeyow'.

You could have asked nicely whether I am bidaarle or not. But unfortunately, I've had hair transplant last year (2011). If only you told me few months back.

Women! Now when I spent $6 grand bay ku leedahay "Bidaarayaasha ayaan ka helaa." Wallee kuwan amay naar na gayn doonaan in the end!

Had I known that I would have been with you in your time of need. you prolly fixed your bidaar cos of gawar la'aan. allow anee i gaarte, ah.

Who says it's because of gabar la'aan? It was because a job I had in mind for a very long time had one of it's criteria as having no bidaar.

and what was the job, if i may ask.?

A coach/trainer for a female-only gym.

Fighter would like to wish you all a Happy New Year. I wish you good health, prosperity and joy in 2012. Remember to drive home safely.

Twist: I would've said that your lucky to be working among women. Then, I realized your job is to watch women sweat also the fat chicks that say I have to lose 10 lbs in a week.

You're such xaasidad! Why do you have to ruin my two second fantasy like that?

Nah, this is a VIP/elite club & only highly professional women (who are mainly single in their 30's ) are members here and they're all fit. Just come here to maintain their fitness.

You're such xaasidad! Why do you have to ruin my two second fantasy like that?

Nah, this is a VIP/elite club & only highly professional women (who are mainly single in their 30's ) are members here and they're all fit. Just come here to maintain their fitness.

People who are already fit don't really use trainers

Prove the Mayans wrong.
Dammit, save money.