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The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:39 pm
by Thuganomics
It's a full inch long, it lives in trees and thus can and will fall on you to scare you away from its hive--the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a f-king tree. Before it does this, it shrieks at you. This ant, you see, can shriek.
It's called a Bullet Ant because its 'unusually severe' sting feels like getting shot. On the Schmidt Sting Index, Bullet Ants rate as the number one most try-not-to-shit-out-your-spine painful in the entirety of the Kingdom Arthropoda.
Also--and we do feel the need to stress this--they f-king shriek at you before they attack.

Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:42 pm
by Twist
But this ant is black. Whoever named it blue is a racist!
Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:44 pm
by Thuganomics
^
Where did you get the blue from Twist
So you think you hard
Ritual With Hundreds Bullet Ants
Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:45 pm
by Alphanumeric
the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a f-king tree.
You've been into ants for a couple weeks now. I still haven't watched your "talking ants" vid.
Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:47 pm
by Thuganomics
the one you didn't know was there, because it's in a f-king tree.
You've been into ants for a couple weeks now. I still haven't watched your "talking ants" vid.
It was that talking ants piece that got me into them
Laakiin that suicide bomb one takes the biscuit
Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:48 pm
by Alphanumeric
I unno... kamikaze or bullet... it's hard to choose

Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 10:51 pm
by Twist
LOL! Don't mind me; I am still still half-sleep.
Wallee waxaan u qaatay in aad tiri 'blue ant'. lol
Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:00 pm
by Thuganomics
^
And I thought you were slightly dyslexic
A1 some American University did a study in the mid 90s to prove that the Quran mentioning talking ants was based on fairy tales.And they concluded that it was
Somebbody else just discovered,no! their study was based on a lie and that in fact ants do talk
That basicaly was the gist of that vid I posted last week
Re: The Bullet Ant
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:01 pm
by Alphanumeric
Lol thanks for the synopsis
