Whats your story?

[Nanees]

Everybody has a story that they love to tell, something that happened to them once, (or more than once). A funny story thats always a great ice breaker, whats yours? Whats something exciting/funny/interesting thats happened to you that you never get tired of telling?

[eliteSomali]

I deflowered our maid back in '89. Such an amazing parable, can't help be mention it over and over.

[Nanees]

I deflowered our maid back in '89. Such an amazing parable, can't help be mention it over and over.

Why would you take away a maids flower saxiib, she was probably going to use it to decorate your house, so the jokes on you

[Beans]

When u r Somali,there is usually a story about u that is told over and over again,not by u but usually family.It tends to be always a very embarrassing story or how u have once killed the only goat/cow the family owned.

[eliteSomali]

I deflowered our maid back in '89. Such an amazing parable, can't help be mention it over and over.

Why would you take away a maids flower saxiib, she was probably going to use it to decorate your house, so the jokes on you

Nope. I snatched her innocence from her like a boss.

[Alphanumeric]

When u r Somali,there is usually a story about u that is told over and over again,not by u but usually family.It tends to be always a very embarrassing story or how u have once killed the only goat/cow the family owned.

this.

also, people who retell stories make me want to impale my eardrums with rusty nails.

[grandpakhalif]

I'm an ex con.

[Colonel]

I'm an ex con.

Al Grandpa Ibn Al Khaliif check your inbox son.

[Nanees]

When u r Somali,there is usually a story about u that is told over and over again,not by u but usually family.It tends to be always a very embarrassing story or how u have once killed the only goat/cow the family owned.

my mom loves retelling this story about me selling ice cream on the playground for a profit and giving her the money.

-_-, how about you beans, what you got for us?

Nope. I snatched her innocence from her like a boss.

this.

also, people who retell stories make me want to impale my eardrums with rusty nails.

It must be really hard to be you.

I'm an ex con.

Shit, and you're salafi? Saxiib, how are you not married

[Alphanumeric]

sure

[Beans]

Ma story has two version;mine and ma family`s.

[Nanees]

Alfalfa, this reminds me of you


Beans share

[Alphanumeric]

seems adequate

[Beans]

I rather not share.It never ends well.

[Nanees]

seems adequate

Beans, man up! Naag iska dhig!