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Everybody has a story that they love to tell, something that happened to them once, (or more than once). A funny story thats always a great ice breaker, whats yours? Whats something exciting/funny/interesting thats happened to you that you never get tired of telling?

I deflowered our maid back in '89. Such an amazing parable, can't help be mention it over and over.

eliteSomali wrote:I deflowered our maid back in '89. Such an amazing parable, can't help be mention it over and over.

Why would you take away a maids flower saxiib, she was probably going to use it to decorate your house, so the jokes on you

When u r Somali,there is usually a story about u that is told over and over again,not by u but usually family.It tends to be always a very embarrassing story or how u have once killed the only goat/cow the family owned.

Nanees wrote:

eliteSomali wrote:I deflowered our maid back in '89. Such an amazing parable, can't help be mention it over and over.

Why would you take away a maids flower saxiib, she was probably going to use it to decorate your house, so the jokes on you

Nope. I snatched her innocence from her like a boss.

Beans wrote:When u r Somali,there is usually a story about u that is told over and over again,not by u but usually family.It tends to be always a very embarrassing story or how u have once killed the only goat/cow the family owned.

this.

also, people who retell stories make me want to impale my eardrums with rusty nails.

I'm an ex con.

grandpakhalif wrote:I'm an ex con.

Al Grandpa Ibn Al Khaliif check your inbox son.

Beans wrote:When u r Somali,there is usually a story about u that is told over and over again,not by u but usually family.It tends to be always a very embarrassing story or how u have once killed the only goat/cow the family owned.

my mom loves retelling this story about me selling ice cream on the playground for a profit and giving her the money.

-_-, how about you beans, what you got for us?

eliteSomali wrote: Nope. I snatched her innocence from her like a boss.

Alphanumeric wrote:
this.

also, people who retell stories make me want to impale my eardrums with rusty nails.

It must be really hard to be you.

grandpakhalif wrote:I'm an ex con.

Shit, and you're salafi? Saxiib, how are you not married

sure

Ma story has two version;mine and ma family`s.

Alfalfa, this reminds me of you


Beans share

seems adequate

I rather not share.It never ends well.

Alphanumeric wrote:seems adequate

Beans, man up! Naag iska dhig!