Lack Of Media Interest Makes Genocide Cover-Up Unnecessary

[Nanees]

AFMADOW, SOMALIA—Utter global disinterest in the wholesale slaughter of 250,000 ethnic Bajuni people this week has caused Somali warlord Maj. Fortunate Charles to regret all the effort he put into covering up the atrocities. "I went out of my way to hide the corpses in secret mass graves, I burnt entire villages to the ground to destroy evidence—all for nothing," said Charles, adding that he had expected intense media scrutiny or at least some kind of U.N. fact-finding mission. "Next time, I'll leave them lying where they fall with the machetes still in their heads." Charles said he was also upset about the money he'd wasted on the custom-fitted Italian suit he had intended to wear while on trial in the Hague.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/lack-o ... nne,21353/

[Based]

Gen. Morgan's commentary: "This is why you call Geraldo Rivera before you start the massacre, f-king amateurs"

[ZubeirAwal]

Gen. Morgan's commentary: "This is why you call Geraldo Rivera before you start the massacre, f-king amateurs"

I never knew he's still a general, of what army, the united pansies of hiding from Somaliland?

[Coeus]

This might be true, although its Onion.

Where is the bajuni people? Ever since the fall of the goverment miniorities are wiped out

[Basra-]

[Methylamine]

This might be true, although its Onion.

Where is the bajuni people? Ever since the fall of the goverment miniorities are wiped out

read this and tell me if this is real
http://www.theonion.com/articles/somali ... -cup,1994/