Am I going bald?

[fighter]

Rule #1: Never wear a hat.

Doesn't matter how good them 59fifty snapbacks look. If you don't want to go bald, don't wear a hat. Any kind of hat. Use winter coat hoods as an alternative to winter hats during the winter season.

Rule #2: Use chemical free shampoo.

Don't use Head and Shoulders and the like. They have enough chemicals to burn every strand of hair on your head.

Rule #3: Shave your head (number 1) once every 25-30 days.

This ensures your hair will grow thicker and healthier than the previous time you shave your head.

Rule #4 (optional for the Somalis): No outline on the front.

This is self explanatory.

Following Rules 1-3 will ensure that you do not become bald. Don't worry friend. You will make it. You will rise above it.

Following rules 1-3 for over 10 years resulted in me having lucious bouncy hair (no homo) with bald folk giving me dirty looks. I want you to be the envy of the bald folk.

[Twist]

the chosen one is the one who never has to share her man with an other woman, not even under any circumstance.

You're such dhuuniyad!

[BanadirBeauty]

aahey. ninkey ani oo kaliya leh Allahey ka sugow.

[Twist]

No comment!

[qadafi83]

male pattern baldness is caused by high testosterone levels, which increase with age and peak somewhere around 30. too much of this hormone causes hair follicles to shrink.

[Twist]

male pattern baldness is caused by high testosterone levels, which increase with age and peak somewhere around 30. too much of this hormone causes hair follicles to shrink.

I am not gonna name names but there's "someone" who needs to see that highlighted part!

Thanks qadafi83.

[BlackVelvet]

^^

[qadafi83]

I wasn't born in 83.. It's just a random number

Anyhow, I was just correcting the nonsense above that it can be caused by external factors.

[Twist]

BV, if you don't stop that sarcastic laugh mid bidaar wayn leh aan kuugu duceynaa.


qadafi83, I wasn't talking about the 83 number, mate. I was using your comment for some other purpose, sxb, Sorry about the confusion.

[BanadirBeauty]

Twist

[BlackVelvet]

Bidaar is not the end of the world. Besides my reer Abti don't have it marka no matter how big Mr.BV's bidaar is either way even if I have vain sons they're safe.

[fighter]

Bidaar is not the end of the world. Besides my reer Abti don't have it marka no matter how big Mr.BV's bidaar is either way even if I have vain sons they're safe.

Having bidaar is one of the worst things to happen to a man. It's a very sensitive and emotional time.It is only years after that they accept and embrace it... after going through depression and stress. Some families even break apart and divorces occur when the man gets bidaar.

[Twist]

BB






BV, are you telling me you wont mind your hubby to be baldie? Not surprises there, as you'll use him as your assistant & cleaner, you man-eater.

[BlackVelvet]

Even if he had better hair than mine he will still have to be my assistant and still cook and clean, tas sikasto waaye.

Bidaar is not the end of the world. Besides my reer Abti don't have it marka no matter how big Mr.BV's bidaar is either way even if I have vain sons they're safe.

Having bidaar is one of the worst things to happen to a man. It's a very sensitive and emotional time.It is only years after that they accept and embrace it... after going through depression and stress. Some families even break apart and divorces occur when the man gets bidaar.

That is ridiculous

Your personality and who you are is not your hair, wah!

Those guys should listen to this:

[fighter]

That song is meant for jareers with nappy hair and to make themselves feel better. You missed the whole message of that tune . Way to make it into a bidaar thing. Even jareers wouldn't want to become bald.