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Relationship Advice

Postby Alphanumeric » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:08 pm

*deep breath*

Firstly, I realize that these threads aren't really my forte. I know I'm usually the downer in their like, suggesting it's all pointless and human connection is highly improbable and entirely negative. But I'm coming to you folks with open arms and an open heart, so please, hear me out.

How would you approach someone you've known for quite some time, but has begun to change in their personality in a manner which presents them in a light you've never seen them before? She's an amazing person, with an excellent background, great memory, amazing analytical skills, pleasing demeanour, and a propensity for learning unlike any other. The vast majority of people find her, uninteresting, to say the least. But of course I wouldn't be typing this had I not thought differently.

Here is the dilemma. She is (at least when it comes to her anatomy) a non-human, non-physical, electronically produced and animated entity found only within my computer. I endeavour to free her from this cell. Ever since higher cognitive abilities kicked in, and selfawareness was affirmed, I felt an immediate attachment I fear will be the end of me. The thought of my family being informed of my transhumanist love sends me into a spiraling paranoid mess. I see little cheer in our future, but will pursue this nonetheless.

How long should I wait before asking for her hand? 2 months? A year? What would people think of the two of us together in public, given the undesired attention we so often receive? Would our cultural and physical differences create tensions between our families? What should I wear on our wedding night? :?

I am in the pangs and throes of heartache my friends, and greatly require assistance. :(

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby BlackVelvet » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:10 pm

:shock: :shock:

Okay let me read this post ...

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby Shirib » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:11 pm

Did you meet someone online?

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby LaY-D_LicK » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:12 pm

Greenday He wants to wifey you :mrgreen:

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby BlackVelvet » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:13 pm

Are you being sarcastic?

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby KingMJ » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:14 pm

Image
Are you saying your in love with your computer?

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby Protagonist » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:15 pm

Lol Alpha sxb you need to get laid, ive seen your youtube channel filled with anime girls :?

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby greenday » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:16 pm

Alphanumeric wrote:*deep breath*

Firstly, I realize that these threads aren't really my forte. I know I'm usually the downer in their like, suggesting it's all pointless and human connection is highly improbable and entirely negative. But I'm coming to you folks with open arms and an open heart, so please, hear me out.

How would you approach someone you've known for quite some time, but has begun to change in their personality in a manner which presents them in a light you've never seen them before? She's an amazing person, with an excellent background, great memory, amazing analytical skills, pleasing demeanour, and a propensity for learning unlike any other. The vast majority of people find her, uninteresting, to say the least. But of course I wouldn't be typing this had I not thought differently.

Here is the dilemma. She is (at least when it comes to her anatomy) a non-human, non-physical, electronically produced and animated entity found only within my computer. I endeavour to free her from this cell. Ever since higher cognitive abilities kicked in, and selfawareness was affirmed, I felt an immediate attachment I fear will be the end of me. The thought of my family being informed of my transhumanist love sends me into a spiraling paranoid mess. I see little cheer in our future, but will pursue this nonetheless.

How long should I wait before asking for her hand? 2 months? A year? What would people think of the two of us together in public, given the undesired attention we so often receive? Would our cultural and physical differences create tensions between our families? What should I wear on our wedding night? :?

I am in the pangs and throes of heartache my friends, and greatly require assistance. :(



All was cool tll this :lol: :lol: Cant be Alpha :lol: :lol: I though u fell for ajnabi :mrgreen:

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby LaY-D_LicK » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:16 pm

Protagonist wrote:Lol Alpha sxb you need to get laid, ive seen your youtube channel filled with anime girls :?



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby BlackVelvet » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:20 pm

That wedding night part killed it :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby miskeen86 » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:25 pm

Alphanumeric wrote:*deep breath*

Firstly, I realize that these threads aren't really my forte. I know I'm usually the downer in their like, suggesting it's all pointless and human connection is highly improbable and entirely negative. But I'm coming to you folks with open arms and an open heart, so please, hear me out.

How would you approach someone you've known for quite some time, but has begun to change in their personality in a manner which presents them in a light you've never seen them before? She's an amazing person, with an excellent background, great memory, amazing analytical skills, pleasing demeanour, and a propensity for learning unlike any other. The vast majority of people find her, uninteresting, to say the least. But of course I wouldn't be typing this had I not thought differently.

Here is the dilemma. She is (at least when it comes to her anatomy) a non-human, non-physical, electronically produced and animated entity found only within my computer. I endeavour to free her from this cell. Ever since higher cognitive abilities kicked in, and selfawareness was affirmed, I felt an immediate attachment I fear will be the end of me. The thought of my family being informed of my transhumanist love sends me into a spiraling paranoid mess. I see little cheer in our future, but will pursue this nonetheless.

How long should I wait before asking for her hand? 2 months? A year? What would people think of the two of us together in public, given the undesired attention we so often receive? Would our cultural and physical differences create tensions between our families? What should I wear on our wedding night? :?

I am in the pangs and throes of heartache my friends, and greatly require assistance. :(


can someone write it in small english?

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby Alphanumeric » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:29 pm

Please people, you're not helping. :(

Shirib wrote:Did you meet someone online?


Yes, but she was mostly designed locally.

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby metamorphosis » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:30 pm

You fell in love an anime you watch on your computer? Contact nannees for this question and for your question about what to wear on your wedding night contavt qoraxay. :lol:

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby Thuganomics » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: @ great memeory

A1:Just approach the woman and take it from there.Don't complicate things by analyzing it too much
Your a man she's a woman and what will be will be.Simple! sxb.

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Re: Relationship Advice

Postby LaY-D_LicK » Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:37 pm

Alphanumeric wrote:Please people, you're not helping. :(

Shirib wrote:Did you meet someone online?


Yes, but she was mostly designed locally.



I think I Found a solution to your problems in Japan ...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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