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My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby BlackVelvet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:25 am

Dear Sirs,

I am a female of Somali heritage and would like to apply to become a member of your intelligence team. I believe it is my duty to help in the apprehension of terrorist and those who aid them. I am not sure where to send my application and so this is currently my best option.

I will keep my age, location and other information private so my anonymity is not compromised but I look forward to answering any questions you may have and discussing how I may add value to your team.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully,

BlackVelvet

Please contact me on: blackv3lv3t007@gmail.com

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby AhlulbaytSoldier » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:27 am

:lol: Bad idea
Jawaasiis are hated :down:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby BlackVelvet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:28 am

It is doing my part in protecting the citizens of the world. :up:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:43 am

Dear Sirs,

I am a female of Somali heritage and would like to apply to become a member of your intelligence team. I believe it is my duty to help in the apprehension of terrorist and those who aid them. I am not sure where to send my application and so this is currently my best option.

I will keep my age, location and other information private so my anonymity is not compromised but I look forward to answering any questions you may have and discussing how I may add value to your team.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully,

BlackVelvet



Please contact me on: blackv3lv3t007@gmail.com

That is reason enough to open a file on you and tail you. In this murky business people who apply for such a job are deemed as potential double agents :lol:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby RovingMadness » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:47 am

Dear Sirs,

I am a female of Somali heritage and would like to apply to become a member of your intelligence team. I believe it is my duty to help in the apprehension of terrorist and those who aid them. I am not sure where to send my application and so this is currently my best option.

I will keep my age, location and other information private so my anonymity is not compromised but I look forward to answering any questions you may have and discussing how I may add value to your team.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully,

BlackVelvet

Please contact me on: blackv3lv3t007@gmail.com

If I open my own private intel gathering agency, can I hire you?

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby BlackVelvet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:55 am

Double agent for who? I am so out of the loop I have to open a thread on SNet to apply :down: :lol:


Roving that depends: what, where and how much?

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:57 am

Double agent for who? I am so out of the loop I have to open a thread on SNet to apply :down: :lol:


Roving that depends: what, where and how much?
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You are so out of touch!!!!!! You don't apply to those organisations (not to the core faculty at least); timir laf baa ku jirto ma maqashay weligaa?

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby RovingMadness » Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:59 am

My private agency nooh. You must have a nice, chest, butt & creative mind. We deal in the field of search & rescue!

Pay is attractive

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:02 am

Blackvelvet, caqli mininkaaga looga baahanyahay maxaad meel kale u geeyneysaa! Let roving hire you.

But, wait, this sounds like a thriller; toloow asaga yuu u shaqeeyaa? :lol:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby RovingMadness » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:07 am

Lamagoodle,

Wax walbo oo khair wado nooh :lol:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby BlackVelvet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:12 am

Roving are you looking for prostitutes?

Double agent for who? I am so out of the loop I have to open a thread on SNet to apply :down: :lol:


Roving that depends: what, where and how much?
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You are so out of touch!!!!!! You don't apply to those organisations (not to the core faculty at least); timir laf baa ku jirto ma maqashay weligaa?
I am putting myself out there nooh. So I can get head hunted...wrong choice of words in this context :lol:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby RovingMadness » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:14 am

Prostitute? That's politically incorrect. Let's stick with double agent with many years of role playing experience :lol:

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:22 am

Roving, you noticed the potential right?

Her first job will be under cover with indho-shareer and jawaan madow. Infiltrate the base; then in dirac at the weddings etc.

By the way, here is an old joke (I have a friend who swears that this really happened)

In the 1970s the government decided to infiltrate the money exchange mafia in Xamar. They used to meet infront of a hotel near offocio guverno. These two lamagoodles were asked to infiltrate; they came to the maffia which by now had noticed the mules; one of the leaders says " waryaahe maanta meeqa lagugu wasayaa?" and the other said " 4 shilin". War naga tagtay ma adigaan sidaan u fool xun miyaan ka bixinayaa 4 shillin; 3,5 ayaan ku siinayaa.

The rookies were by now sweating and thinking of killing the guy who sent them to the homo-market. They went back angry and accused their boys of sending him to a gathering of the perverse; the chief said; idiots, they noticed you

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby BlackVelvet » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:33 am

You lot are messing up my application thread. Please exit with your filth in tow.

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Re: My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

Postby Lamagoodle » Sat Mar 31, 2012 7:39 am

Blackvelvet; if you are looking for a job send me your CV and I will see to it that I spread it around.


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