My application to CIA and/or MI5 intelligence division

[BlackVelvet]

Dear Sirs,

I am a female of Somali heritage and would like to apply to become a member of your intelligence team. I believe it is my duty to help in the apprehension of terrorist and those who aid them. I am not sure where to send my application and so this is currently my best option.

I will keep my age, location and other information private so my anonymity is not compromised but I look forward to answering any questions you may have and discussing how I may add value to your team.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully,

BlackVelvet

Please contact me on: blackv3lv3t007@gmail.com

[AhlulbaytSoldier]

Bad idea
Jawaasiis are hated

[BlackVelvet]

It is doing my part in protecting the citizens of the world.

[Lamagoodle]

Dear Sirs,

I am a female of Somali heritage and would like to apply to become a member of your intelligence team. I believe it is my duty to help in the apprehension of terrorist and those who aid them. I am not sure where to send my application and so this is currently my best option.

I will keep my age, location and other information private so my anonymity is not compromised but I look forward to answering any questions you may have and discussing how I may add value to your team.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully,

BlackVelvet



Please contact me on: blackv3lv3t007@gmail.com

That is reason enough to open a file on you and tail you. In this murky business people who apply for such a job are deemed as potential double agents

[RovingMadness]

Dear Sirs,

I am a female of Somali heritage and would like to apply to become a member of your intelligence team. I believe it is my duty to help in the apprehension of terrorist and those who aid them. I am not sure where to send my application and so this is currently my best option.

I will keep my age, location and other information private so my anonymity is not compromised but I look forward to answering any questions you may have and discussing how I may add value to your team.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Yours faithfully,

BlackVelvet

Please contact me on: blackv3lv3t007@gmail.com

If I open my own private intel gathering agency, can I hire you?

[BlackVelvet]

Double agent for who? I am so out of the loop I have to open a thread on SNet to apply


Roving that depends: what, where and how much?

[Lamagoodle]

Double agent for who? I am so out of the loop I have to open a thread on SNet to apply


Roving that depends: what, where and how much?

Black,
You are so out of touch!!!!!! You don't apply to those organisations (not to the core faculty at least); timir laf baa ku jirto ma maqashay weligaa?

[RovingMadness]

My private agency nooh. You must have a nice, chest, butt & creative mind. We deal in the field of search & rescue!

Pay is attractive

[Lamagoodle]

Blackvelvet, caqli mininkaaga looga baahanyahay maxaad meel kale u geeyneysaa! Let roving hire you.

But, wait, this sounds like a thriller; toloow asaga yuu u shaqeeyaa?

[RovingMadness]

Lamagoodle,

Wax walbo oo khair wado nooh

[BlackVelvet]

Roving are you looking for prostitutes?

Double agent for who? I am so out of the loop I have to open a thread on SNet to apply


Roving that depends: what, where and how much?

Black,
You are so out of touch!!!!!! You don't apply to those organisations (not to the core faculty at least); timir laf baa ku jirto ma maqashay weligaa?

I am putting myself out there nooh. So I can get head hunted...wrong choice of words in this context

[RovingMadness]

Prostitute? That's politically incorrect. Let's stick with double agent with many years of role playing experience

[Lamagoodle]

Roving, you noticed the potential right?

Her first job will be under cover with indho-shareer and jawaan madow. Infiltrate the base; then in dirac at the weddings etc.

By the way, here is an old joke (I have a friend who swears that this really happened)

In the 1970s the government decided to infiltrate the money exchange mafia in Xamar. They used to meet infront of a hotel near offocio guverno. These two lamagoodles were asked to infiltrate; they came to the maffia which by now had noticed the mules; one of the leaders says " waryaahe maanta meeqa lagugu wasayaa?" and the other said " 4 shilin". War naga tagtay ma adigaan sidaan u fool xun miyaan ka bixinayaa 4 shillin; 3,5 ayaan ku siinayaa.

The rookies were by now sweating and thinking of killing the guy who sent them to the homo-market. They went back angry and accused their boys of sending him to a gathering of the perverse; the chief said; idiots, they noticed you

[BlackVelvet]

You lot are messing up my application thread. Please exit with your filth in tow.

[Lamagoodle]

Blackvelvet; if you are looking for a job send me your CV and I will see to it that I spread it around.