POLL: Would you marry from back home, or here in the west?

[blitzkrieg]

I'd marry a man from Somalia; he'd be my house-husband. I'd bribe him with citizenship and free cable. (I'd say sex too, but as if I'd actually consummate this marriage. Ha!) Clearly, if I'm going to be a working woman, I'm going to need a man who knows his proper role. I mean, someone needs to look after the house and our adopted Asian children. Somali men in the West are clearly far too uppity. They're under the impression that they have all of these "rights". Ha, they've clearly been tainted by Western sentiments of patriarchy - useless whores.

I need a pure, sweet man.

I will be marrying a German ginger who resembles fassdong.

God bless the fassdong.

[ZubeirAwal]

I'd marry a man from Somalia; he'd be my house-husband. I'd bribe him with citizenship and free cable. (I'd say sex too, but as if I'd actually consummate this marriage. Ha!) Clearly, if I'm going to be a working woman, I'm going to need a man who knows his proper role. I mean, someone needs to look after the house and our adopted Asian children. Somali men in the West are clearly far too uppity. They're under the impression that they have all of these "rights". Ha, they've clearly been tainted by Western sentiments of patriarchy - useless whores.

I need a pure, sweet man.

I will be marrying a German ginger who resembles fassdong.

God bless the fassdong.

[hipsterrunoff]

I will be marrying a German ginger who resembles fassdong.[/b] But I am guessing you know at first hand what desperate is.

HAHA! German ginger, kulaha. Are you going to show him your dark, circumsized, kintirless siill?

[ZubeirAwal]

^

[Hepburn]

HAHA! German ginger, kulaha. Are you going to show him your dark, circumsized, kintirless ceeb.

Those two are the same thing you moron.
Says the woman who resembles a burnt taco fish.

[hipsterrunoff]

HAHA! German ginger, kulaha. Are you going to show him your dark, circumsized, kintirless ceeb.

Says the woman who resembles a burnt taco fish.

Oh, honey. Are you sure about that? I'm half Somali and light skinned so I don't know what burnt taco fish you're talking about. I'm sorry, Idol that you're circumsized.

[counselor]

Idol leave her alone, she is half Somali. Let me hit on her first.

[hipsterrunoff]

Idol leave her alone, she is half Somali. Let me hit on her first.

Wallahi, Idol is gay I can't get her of my ceeb.

[Hepburn]

Idol leave her alone, she is half Somali. Let me hit on her first.

Sorry I am not into a jew nosed, hairy, short, fat dark skinned women. She's all yours.

[hipsterrunoff]

Idol leave her alone, she is half Somali. Let me hit on her first.

Sorry I am not into a jew nosed, hairy, short, fat dark skinned women. She's all yours.

HAHA! Don't flatter yourself, bush girl. I'm actually the opposite of that. Anddd, I'm not even short, I'm 5'9. Nice try. Wait until the next picture post, stank ass bush girl.

[Hepburn]

HAHA! Don't flatter yourself, bush girl. I'm actually the opposite of that. Anddd, I'm not even short, I'm 5'9. Nice try. Wait until the next picture post, stank ass bush girl.

loooooooooooooooool

Come again what is exactly a bush girl? I lived in the city all of my life. My cat dresses better than you.

[hipsterrunoff]

HAHA! Don't flatter yourself, bush girl. I'm actually the opposite of that. Anddd, I'm not even short, I'm 5'9. Nice try. Wait until the next picture post, stank ass bush girl.

loooooooooooooooool

Come again what is exactly a bush girl? I lived in the city all of my life. My cat dresses better than you.

Bush girl is what you are. The bantu Somalis (like you) who were born and raised in huts. Abayoo, I know you're into girls but I'm not. Stop it. You have embarrassed yourself tonight.

P.S:

Both my cats dress better than you and your whole family combined. Oop.

[Hepburn]

Bitch I am not a Southie, get the fuck out of here with that bantu bullshit. I look better than you on a hot, sweaty day. People compliment me every damn day with my sense of style and don't get me started on my looks.

[shidow1]

My wife.....has to be born and raised in minnasota....

[hipsterrunoff]

Bitch I am not a Southie, get the fuck out of here with that bantu bullshit. I look better than you on a hot, sweaty day. People compliment me every damn day with my sense of style and don't get me started on my looks.

LMAO! Yeah, people compliment you on your SENSE OF STYLE not your looks. Honey, I have Black, White, Spanish men stop me everyday on my way to school and back telling me shit like, 'you so fine, girl.' I'm tall, slim and sexy like a model. And the booty on me. Pow! Therefore, you can't complete with me. So, just bow down gracefully before shit gets ugly quick.