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Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby Nabeela » Tue May 22, 2012 5:22 pm

LOL if my husband farts around me, I'd lose all respect for him, ewww...

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby Mondey » Mon May 28, 2012 12:46 pm

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby Keyblade » Mon May 28, 2012 12:52 pm

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey :lol:
11 - Farts explosively

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon May 28, 2012 12:53 pm

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon May 28, 2012 12:54 pm

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

im gonna miss that as a married woman :lol:
qasab ma aha to make threads
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


OMG I'm dying :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby BlackVelvet » Mon May 28, 2012 12:55 pm

i know you're human, but mahad o sheeksheeki? hadal badni omba ko geysay.

lol young, ba eka hormaray.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Caloosha aa i xanuntey I can't laugh anymore, I'm out of this thread

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby CaliBurco » Mon May 28, 2012 12:56 pm

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby CaliBurco » Mon May 28, 2012 1:01 pm

This must be qoraxeeys role model.


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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby FarhanYare » Mon May 28, 2012 2:06 pm

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

im gonna miss that as a married woman :lol:
qasab ma aha to make threads


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


OMG I'm dying :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby qoraxeey » Mon May 28, 2012 8:31 pm

Im just saying the truth :D we are humans we fart we pee and we do xaar :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby hipsterrunoff » Mon May 28, 2012 9:59 pm

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey :lol:
I know which one I am. :clap:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby Twist » Mon May 28, 2012 10:09 pm

This must be qoraxeeys role model.

Who is that woman? God, she is nasty & fearless! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby Mondey » Tue May 29, 2012 6:09 am

hipsterrunoff let us know too c'mon pick a number :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE » Tue May 29, 2012 11:43 am

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey :lol:[/quo

I know which one I am. :clap:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Postby sexy-kitten » Tue May 29, 2012 12:16 pm

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey :lol:
Fart then say "I FARTED :mrgreen: "


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