Good thing about being single - U can fart in your bed

Methylamine · Postby **Methylamine** » Tue May 29, 2012 2:20 pm

even if your married you can fart infront of your wife or husband. forexample me iam married actually sometimes i do big sound dhuuso like:- brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq infront of my beloved wife. after i do DHUUUSO my wife she says to me arooy meeha ka kud qandha xumoo calool kuusanee. ka dibna waa normal

rofl

I'm still dying at this

hipsterrunoff · Postby **hipsterrunoff** » Tue May 29, 2012 2:55 pm

Find your personality from your fart...

1-fart alone in the bathroom= introvert
2-fart silently= shy
3-fart silently and confess= honest
4-fart bit by bit= Romantic
5-like to smell others farts= social
6-fart and accuse others= rascal
7-fart loudly= leader
8-fart before girls= brave
9-fart before parents= democratic
10-fart while having diarrhea= reckless

which one is you Qaraxeey [/quo

I know which one I am.

Smile: istaqfurallah. That is not me.
Monday: A lady never tells.

Postby **Thuganomics** » Wed May 30, 2012 11:55 am

Naag dhuustey dhimatey

Keyblade · Postby **Keyblade** » Wed May 30, 2012 12:05 pm

This thread should be renamed to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. That is all.

HilaacHills · Postby **HilaacHills** » Thu May 31, 2012 7:56 am

This thread should be renamed to brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr brrrr dhiiiiiiiiqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq. That is all.

Ilaahow ha nagu sallidin in aanu sariir dhexdeed ku dhex dhuusno. Amiin.

Postby **qoraxeey** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:17 pm

Postby **Basra-** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:25 pm

I really believe anyone who farts in front of other people needs to be prosecuted and get some jail time.

I think Qora is sweet to confess she is human after all. She is allowed to fart in her OWN lonely presence. She is saying, at least--being single u can fart without someone hearing u. Good for her. As for me--I don't fart. I don't believe I ever heard my own fart. Maybe when I sleep, I don't know, but as long as I am awake and have my mental faculty---a fart is a fcuking NO NO NO~~!

Postby **qoraxeey** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:27 pm

why do U have an avatar of Nicki Minaj

u like her music miyaaah :dj:

Postby **qoraxeey** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:29 pm

i love Reading old threads

BlackVelvet · Postby **BlackVelvet** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:20 pm

Comments are still funny even a year after

AbtiiDoon · Postby **AbtiiDoon** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:00 pm

women fart?????? :mindblown:

QaaliDumar · Postby **QaaliDumar** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:51 pm

^ Mayee, xagga danbee ka awdanyihiin :mindblown:

AgentOfChaos · Postby **AgentOfChaos** » Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:10 pm

women fart??????

^ Mayee, xagga danbee ka awdanyihiin

Best answer to a retarded question. :pac:

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