Balling so hard in Hargeisa town;Next door garden cafe

[AbdiWahab252]

Thug,

The manager is also good peoples. I loved to smoke shiisha and stare down from Masalaha Hargeisa is my kind of town The weather is PERFECT !!!! No wonder some of my distant relatives invested there in the 1970s/80s. I got uncles born in Oodweyne.

[MenaceToSociety]

Cimaamad with a soccer jersey? Smh.

not wearing a soccer jersey..guess again

[MenaceToSociety]

Thuganomics.

He was at Gulaid Park which is on the road before my favorite place, Summertime

Absolutely incorrect... Nigga walaahi waa meel kale...think towards the Jid Cade area...smh

[MenaceToSociety]

Summertime kicks ass ! They are open late. All the finest qalanjos roll up there. The net is great. And the host is a hilarious pimp want to be. Seriously who serves CHOCOLATE CHICKEN (chocolate sprinkles on chicken, only summer time) All in all Rer Jigjiga yare are awesome folks.

This place is aight. I have to thank this place for introducing me to such a cool peoples thus far. Now we are effing entourage. Recently I ran into a dude from my town there. Btw, we have a huge influx of baastariin UK laga soo eryey, including the channel 4 documentary dudes...Walaahi ran into him, I didnt recognize him, girl from the UK in my entourage recognized him, they up to no good, they be drinking right front of SummerTime...Meesha waan u goona'yaa...Dude can u believe niggaz are drinking openly in Hargeisa..

[ZubeirAwal]

Abdiwahab you sound like you really enjoyed Hargeisa, why don't you buy a house/bungalow in jigjiga yar and go there in the summers.

[MenaceToSociety]

Thuga,

Lunch starts at 11AM. Wallahi, its amazing. Nah, Galkacyo was amazing as they were serving baasto at 9AM

My favorite eateries in HRG:

1. Hadhwanaag - Mashallah, the food is to die for.

2. FISH N Steak

3. A Secret Spot in Goljano run by these nice diaspora sisters

4. KAAH - Caano geel is mashallah. Plus the gardens are cool



Dalxiis was marax. Ambassador is disgusting. Maansoor was the best hotel for food.

U forgot to mention the Crown hotel..the most underrated hotel in Africa(it can really compete with international hotels)....Recently me and my partner in crime from Canada made these Uk chicks to buy shisha from Keyse Bishaaro supermarket. We took it to Crown and crown allowed us to set it up in the "Mutuls(huts)" inside the tropical garden(all the hotels over here have some type of shit like that)....We played our music from our phone(blackberries and Iphones), ate dinner and made plans to go to berbera as a group....Nigga this Hargeisa is like non-other, people are more civilized and shit...btw, im gona try Hadhwanaag, can u tell me what dish to order?...I just cant get enough of Golis hilib geel...

[MujahidAishah]

Best place in HRG to eat is Somaililand resturant .. Roast iyo baasto heaven on earth

Hate summertime that place is for thirsty ppl dhaqan celis ..u cant get to ur seat before nigga tryna jump u n talk to u .. Shit i am here to eat not talk

Ambassador/ maansoor is the shit if ur lookin to hook up with the wealthy of SL

[MenaceToSociety]

Best place in HRG to eat is Somaililand resturant .. Roast iyo baasto heaven on earth

Hate summertime that place is for thirsty ppl dhaqan celis ..u cant get to ur seat before nigga tryna jump u n talk to u .. Shit i am here to eat not talk

Ambassador/ maansoor is the shit if ur lookin to hook up with the wealthy of SL

ummm I see.... But a lot of females come there to connect..lets be honest....They dress to effing impress...Markaa it goes both ways sxb..are u here now?

[MujahidAishah]

Nah i was there last yr

[AbdiWahab252]

Abdiwahab you sound like you really enjoyed Hargeisa, why don't you buy a house/bungalow in jigjiga yar and go there in the summers.

Abuukaar,

If I do buy a place, it will be in Calamadaha I got to chill with the Konfur friendly Cidangaales

[AbdiWahab252]

Menace,

Crown is aight. Their banquet room is nice and spacious. You can also throw parties there safely.

For Shiisha, I used to go to this luuq in Goljano. Excellent shiisha, music and allowed mixed company

[MenaceToSociety]

Menace,

Crown is aight. Their banquet room is nice and spacious. You can also throw parties there safely.

For Shiisha, I used to go to this luuq in Goljano. Excellent shiisha, music and allowed mixed company

Got caught making out wth a cchick from the netherlands via the UK while chilling with a group of outsiders at Dalxis Restaurant. So apparently we were all standing outside padding the wild animals in this restaurant garden(deers, antelopes etc) when I sensed the female was in heat. So I took her to the little huts in the back. I. Thought the area was cleared, I even turned off the light. We weren't doing too much just french kissing when I effing noticed a watchman hesitating to open the door or leave us alone. I quickly dropped her pretended I was staring at my friends straight ahead. He came nack and said "meeshan lma ogolo wakhtigan in la'isticmaalo walaal"..I was more than happy to hear that, I thought he was gonna headbutt me with the aK47 he was carrying. Bit that wouldve been a. Travesty bc I got a powerful tribesmen that I descend from.

[MujahidAishah]

Menace,

Crown is aight. Their banquet room is nice and spacious. You can also throw parties there safely.

For Shiisha, I used to go to this luuq in Goljano. Excellent shiisha, music and allowed mixed company

^^^^^ Dont tell me u go to xabalaha gol jano ku yaala