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Sland people love their elected head of state;(video)

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Re: Sland people love their elected head of state;(video)

Postby Rightwing » Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:58 am

Menace did you ask if they have shark nets in Berbera dee
My nigga..I have loads of pics and videos..I will post them on my Flicker account..to answer ur dam question, I observed that they aint got none of that crap bc this shore is so safe alhamdulilah..dude we went to Berbera with as many as 16 people that I single-handedly organized. 8 females and 8 males. We rented a mini-bus. We stayed overnight. My nigga, would u believe that at night we couldn't find a hotel to stay in? Walaahi we searched all the hotels and couldn't find a vacant one, that's how packed this beachtown was. We finally found a guesthouse. The owner offered us a a room that had four beds and 4 rooms with single beds. He demanded that no more than the intended beds can b used(in otherwords we couldn't put any matt on the floor and sleep over each other. His second restriction was that he would not allow any females to sleep at this guesthouse, it was only males hostel or some shit. Btw nigga was asking for 35 dollars for the 4 bedroom and for the single he was asking for 25 dollars which is a preposterous price when in reality the market price in Berbera was the most about 5 dollars a bed.Since I was the leader of the group I consulted with the driver. The driver suggested that we look for an open field and we set our mattress and sijaayads out there and make a bonfire. I was happily all for it. We went and searched for an open field by foot at night. We found a nice spot. I excitedly returned to the group and told them my plans. Unfortunately these folks were use to the soft life while I had that adventurist rude boys mentallity. I mean what would a one nite sleep in the open gona do to u? I didn't understand their effing softness, plus I can understand the females objection to it but why would niggaz object to this like some niggaz did. In anyrate, the owner had a change of heart. He said girls can stay. He gave us three rooms with 4 beds that had no AC but had fans. He also offered us 4 rooms with single beds for 6 dollars.

So I had my girl(apparently I have a UK gf that I been inseperable since I got here and she comes from a high official family). I have hoped to share the same room but this old owner had a guard that was watching. As a matter of fact she wanted to use my room to take a shower and the guard seen her going to my room and he called the effing owner on us. The owner passed me by furiously and knocked on my room door as I was standing with him. He called her out "naaayaaa ka soo bax qolka aniga waxan ma ogoli". Looool. I said to him "maxaa kaa siya xaaji miyaadan arkeyn in aan kula istaaganahay, inanta ha kaa meerato, meeshan ee shakiga miiran maxey aheyd" and he replied "war aan shakiyaga qabno, ma ogolin dhaqankanoo kale"..eventually, after persuading him he allowed her to take a shower. But throughout the night the guard f-king kept spying on us. We didn't sleep at all bc we had couple of hookah shisha with us and we were at the courtyard smoking shisha and joking around, some of us flirting around. It was a great nite over all. Then that I went to sleep around 4 am. And around 7 am I had a knock on the door, it was one of my entourage homeboy. He said "there's an emergeyncy, Ayan cut her hand by accidently placing her hand on the fan and now she unconscious". I f-king ran out of the room my nigga walaahi. Btw Ayan is the drop dead gorgeous chick in the group my nigga, one of the sexiest somali females alive. When I got to her she was semi conscious. Nigga I picked her up( I don't why they didn't) and carried her by myself to the car. We took her to the surgery room in Berbera hospital. Girl had a big gashing cut, a deep cut where I can see her fat/hilib. We bought her couple of drinks and food and brought her back to the hotel. We placed her in bed wth her gf and we went to eat breakfast. Once we got back girl was back with full force. She even went to the beach with us. The group was calling me the "superman" for carrying her all the way to the car. They don't realize that I occasionally work out and she was just about 145 pnds(she tall though my nigga, around 5'11). Walaahi all I've told is effing truth. It was an effing adventure.
Why don't you bribe that F guard who kept on spying you all night? + the owner of that Guesthouse wants blackmail you because he knows there was no room available in Berbera that night.

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Re: Sland people love their elected head of state;(video)

Postby Rightwing » Sat Jul 14, 2012 12:00 pm

Love ur girls r hoe going with guys that r ant even there relative to berbera akhas....

U lot r weak u should of slept on the beach outside maansoor

Naa naga aamus, ha lagaa raaxeystee 8-)

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Re: Sland people love their elected head of state;(video)

Postby MenaceToSociety » Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:06 pm

@rightwing..it didn't cross my mind to bribe him bc eventually I ended up getting it in but just not that particular nite..they were watching too hard

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Re: Sland people love their elected head of state;(video)

Postby Rightwing » Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:43 pm

@rightwing..it didn't cross my mind to bribe him bc eventually I ended up getting it in but just not that particular nite..they were watching too hard

Garty, If this happens to you again, follow the below steps:
Menace: Waar cumar ma fiicantahay?
the guard: Haa
Menace: caruurtii iyo xaaskii ka waran?
The guard: Waa fiicanyihiin inkastoo dhaqaale xumo iska jirto!
Menace: Insha allah next-timka ha inoo ahaato, iminka $20 bal ku sii shaahee maanta
10 minutes later guard will leave his post and you are free to meet your DAA DAX :lol:


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