BREAKING NEWS: VAN PERSIE WALKS AWAY FROM ARSENAL ULULULULU

[CaliBurco]

Goodbye Arsenal and hello Man United

1londoner has probably broke her fast already

[CaliBurco]

"Arsenal have agreed to sell Robin van Persie to Manchester United. The Gunners have accepted an undisclosed offer for their captain, who will travel north on Thursday to undergo a medical and talk personal terms. The news was released simultaneously on both club websites and signals a successful end to United's summer-long pursuit. Van Persie, 29, made it clear last month he would not be signing an extension to his Arsenal deal, which has one year to run. The Holland striker, who cost the Londoners £2.75m when he was signed in January 2004, was also a target for Juventus and Manchester City. He is now likely to leave Arsenal without adding to his tally of 132 goals."

[Alchemist]

just checked Arsenal official website and they have a bad picture of Van Persie with grey hair on the main page as to say his old and we dont need him anyways

Anyways the guy had in eight seasons one decent season so Arsenal will survive without him.

[Keyblade]

I mean, did you have to add the ULULULULU?

OT, this will make the title race really interesting. Rooney and RVP might turn out to be deadly.

[yunis09]

Cali modaric is off to real

RVP welcome to Manchester

[CaliBurco]

Oh shyt, they have lost their star player and premier league top scorer.

Yes, Rooney and van Persie would be an incredible combination if RVP doesn't get injured.

Yunis, don't xaar on my parade, taasi waa maalin kale

[Substance]

This was expected, but did Modric leave that small club?

[CaliBurco]

Modric can go and become another Berbatov but this time at Real Madrid, a bench warmer. This club is not dependent on a single man, that's not the case however with the other North London club.

[yunis09]

Oh shyt, they have lost their star player and premier league top scorer.

Yes, Rooney and van Persie would be an incredible combination if RVP doesn't get injured.

Yunis, don't xaar on my parade, taasi waa maalin kale

Sorry dude but I think modaric departure will have bigger impact
RVP and Rooney deadly indeed

Afur is near

[Based]

24 mil for a 29 year old perma-crock isn't a bad deal.

[CaliBurco]

Lol@ piers Morgan crying and the reactions from Rooney and Rio



"Piers posted on Twitter: “Funny, I really thought @Persie_Official was different. But he turned out to be just another mercenary, heartless, selfish little s**t.”

The CNN host, 47, added: “What a sickening betrayal of Wenger too - the man who stood so loyally behind @Persie_Official through years of injury. #VanPursestrings”

He also brought the Gunners' chief executive into the mix by tweeting: "Well done, Ivan Gazidis, a great bit of 'business' - selling #Arsenal 's top player to our bitter rivals. Shame on you & the whole board."

But Piers was later gently ribbed online by Van Persie’s new teammates Wayne Rooney and Rio Ferdinand.

Wayne, 26, posted on Twitter: “Arrrrr poor piers. @piersmorgan whats up now big man”.

Piers hit back by responding to Wayne: “I’m fine, thanks, No2 striker at Old Trafford”.

Rio, 33, added on Twitter: “Hahahahahaha #TearsForPiers quickest RT of a tweet I have seen so far! 5000+ in 20mins!”

Even Olympics star Usain Bolt, who has asked for a trial at Manchester United, joined in by retweeting Rio's comments, to which Piers replied: "Et tu, Usain?"

And QPR midfielder Joey Barton tweeted: "can't blame him for wanting to win trophies, surely Piersy?"

[Jaidi]

24 mill for an aging chronic medical risk? Good business Prof. Wenger

[CaliBurco]

24 mill for an aging chronic medical risk? Good business Prof. Wenger

Now they act like its a good business move, lol. You don't sell your star player, top goal scorer and the one who is responsible for 20 plus points won this season. Stop it.

[Jaidi]

24 mill for an aging chronic medical risk? Good business Prof. Wenger

Now they act like its a good business move, lol. You don't sell your star player, top goal scorer and the one who is responsible for 20 plus points won this season. Stop it.

We're good,

[CaliBurco]

Lol, we'll see.