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Juxxa oo Khudba Jimca Akhri layiri

Postby IRONm@N » Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:24 am

Everybody properly remember one or two jokes about legendary Juxxa, let me share with you a funny one!

Juxxa ayaa maalin waxaa layiri, kaalay akhri khutba jimca, maxaa yeelay wadaadkii ayaa jiraday. Juxxa lakiin wuxuu ka hadlo ma garaneyn, maa daama uusan aheyn wadaad, lakiin wuxuu ahaa nin kaarta badan.
Marka waqtigii jimcada markii la gaaray, ayuu mimbarka fuulay, markaasuu dadkii wuxuu ku yiri "ma garaneysaan waxey khutbada ku saabsantahay?" dadkii ayaa waxey dhaheen haa. juxxa marka intuu iskaga soo dagay mimbirkii ayuu yiri,
"hadaad garaneysaan waxey khutbada ku saabsantahay uma baahnidiin in la idin khutbeeyo".
Jimcadii dambe, dadka kaarta ayey u dageen, juxxa mimbarkii ayuu fuulay, markaasuu wuxuu yiri "magaraneysaan waxaan maanta ka hadlaayo" dadkii ayaa waxey ku jawaabeen "MAYA", Juxxa intuu dhinacyada fiiriyay ayuu yiri "Maba aho inaan u khutbeeyo dad aan garaneyn waxaan ka hadlayo"
Jimcadii saddexaad ayey dadka isku diyaariyeen Juxxa, Markaasuu wuxuu yiri "ma taqaanaan waxaan maanta ka hadlayo" qaarna waxey dheheen maya, qaarna waxey dheheen Haa. dadka waxey islahaayeen maanta Juxxa muxuu sameyn doonaa.
Juxxa intuu mimbarka ka soo dagay ayuu yiri, "Maba u baahnidiin inaan idin khutbeeyo, kuwa garanayo waxey khutbada ku saabsantahay, ha u khutbeeyaan kuwaan garaneyn waxey khutbada ku saabsantahay".

kkkkkkk :lol:

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Re: Juxxa oo Khudba Jimca Akhri layiri

Postby zingii » Sun Aug 26, 2012 6:00 am

:lol: :lol:

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Re: Juxxa oo Khudba Jimca Akhri layiri

Postby The_Patriot » Sun Aug 26, 2012 1:29 pm

loool


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