I Want Her Mother

[kambuli]

There were iskaabulos living in a house they shared. One of them was sent to the store to get Chicken..
Unfortunately the guy didn't know what to call it in English as he was new to the town..He looked for it and he tried to explain it to cashier but in vain..When he was about to leave he saw an egg and he brought the egg to the cashier and asked him, if he has the mother of the egg....

[Shirib]

maskiin, but that's pretty funny

[greenday]

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[Jam Street]

Habarta caadi maaha. She can pull one or two jokes from 1902 waagii sayidka

[BlackRain]

NOT Funny at all. Heard this like 10 times

[Barwaaqoiyobashbash]

[Adali]

[AMee]

I hear before jokes waa Nikii yiri my wife cut my leg lol to the police man he is try say naagtayda luga iga goysay she is fught him wayba a dhibtay ayuu ka wadaa lol

[Alphanumeric]

Lol. I was doing similar stuff with Arabic. The looks I got... I'm sure folks thought I was nuts

[kambuli]

Jam.

Odey baad jeclaan lahayd inuu sheego sheekada sow maaha...Sorry Habar baan ahay anigu...
Waan la socda inaad odayaasha ka heshid

[ModerateMuslim]

kambuli telling a joke? this should be made a sticky

[kambuli]

^^Why I can't share a joke with the forum...Give a good reason why I can't?

[DayaxJeclee]

Jam.

Odey baad jeclaan lahayd inuu sheego sheekada sow maaha...Sorry Habar baan ahay anigu...
Waan la socda inaad odayaasha ka heshid

in aa la hadashid uu rabaa

[kambuli]

Sareedo,

Huuno belo hala hadasho nijaaska eh, yaa iga amaan geliya..I can't stand dadka ciyaala suuqa ah..

[waryaa]

There were iskaabulos living in a house they shared. One of them was sent to the store to get Chicken..
Unfortunately the guy didn't know what to call it in English as he was new to the town..He looked for it and he tried to explain it to cashier but in vain..When he was about to leave he saw an egg and he brought the egg to the cashier and asked him, if he has the mother of the egg....

i heard this story: In Swahili, words for open and fck are very close in pronunciation - something like funguwa and mufungua. Two somali girls bought soda in Nairobi and tried to ask the cashier to open the bottles and used the wrong word. Finally, some other somalis entered the shop and the keeper said to them "can u pls tell these young ladies that i dnt fk bottles.."