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an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

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an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

Postby bareento » Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:53 pm

Truly we r living in extraordinary times.
For a moment analyts and pundits thought an obscure exotic southern somali clan will decide the winner of the Us election.
That was before other somali clans get wind of it...and decided to take action.
Its now clear that the somali vote is exactly 50-50.

But it seems that pundits have found the one who has the privilege of deciding who the winner will be.
His name is Diiggal and its a cat!
owned by an obscure individual from a no less exotic clan named Boran. The owner is Borana oromo lonely man with poor english command.
He communicates only with his cat!

republican and democrates are trying to bribe the cat ...some r seen with dozens of mice ...some r even singing for the cat.
a Romney-girl a born again christian girl with some convincing attributes boldly proposed to ...the cat :shock:

Stay tuned....mujahid Bareento will update u soon

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Re: an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

Postby Advo » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:08 pm

One Star Neg Rep

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Re: an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

Postby Areesa » Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:12 pm

It's 11:11

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Re: an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

Postby The`Republic » Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:21 am

Bareento, we will give you reparations.

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Very unfortunate.

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Re: an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

Postby bareento » Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:05 am

^^
Oww the copy-paste squad is back :D

The Afran Qalloo nation gives "Harar descendants club" temp membership to the claimant known as Republik.
Let it be known that the claimant can boast being Harari descendant in front of his fellow exotics...for six months :up:

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Re: an oromo cat to decide the winner of us election!

Postby AbdiWahab252 » Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:43 am

Bareento,

Abowe, how was the Irreechaa ? This was a good year for the children of Waaq :up:


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