Abdi Bile Abdi: Minnehopeless Minnesota at I Am(event)

[eliteSomali]

Dr. Yalaxoow: As your lawyer, I am finding it hard to defend you sxb. You're throwing outrageous lines like "somalis are black" How am I to defend you son when we all know somalis aren't black but whites dipped into hershey's chocolate?


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My Nigger! My lawyer .. I DID NOT KNEW THAT we somalis are Arabs/whites dipped into harshey chocolate/charcoal... !! i will try to wash out that charcoal colour of my skinn and i should be white as snow
my Nigger pls stay being my lawyer CUZ you know we relatives of the president of Somalia we are going to get rich coming years therefore we need to have lawyers

Indeed we're relatives who both have relations with the current president. But we have to come to an understanding as to why you believe somalis are black? Could you please Xplain why you hold such a repulsive perspective? My nigger, you shall forever remain my client as long as you conform to my view that we're whites dipped into hershey's chocolate.

[DR-YALAXOOW]

Madoowga ayaa ka fiican Caddaanka we dont need to claime to be whites dipped into hershey's chocolate... we just be proud that our pure black chocolate skinn colour from sub sahara Africa... if whites and black haddii loo qaybiyo laba kooxood oo la yiraahdo madoow dhinac u baxa. cadaan dhinaca u bax... ma dhinaca cadaankaa raaci laheeyd adigoo ku qalinaya.. waa wareey iam white pls , accept me!! whites waa kuugu qoslayaan ( what a confused negro) laakiin haddii aad madoowgaaga iska raacdo they see your one of them... marka meel aanan boos kaaga banaaneyn inaad raacdo maaha.. Somalis should accept their sub sahara african blackness .

[Cumar-Labasuul]

yalax, do you look like typical somali wit shot gun nose and digsi madow skin

[DANGIRL]

Mr. Dameer,

Why force someone to accept something have they connection to it? And even if they have dark skin, scientifically speaking, they are NOT the same. But since you have no knowledge on anthropology, stick to what you do best and thats being a bus driver and leave this matter to those who have better understanding.

[Cumar-Labasuul]

what happened to dangirl

[DANGIRL]

what happened to dangirl

I can't take this dameer character typing outta his ass anymore.

[DR-YALAXOOW]

Mr. Dameer,

Why force someone to accept something have they connection to it? And even if they have dark skin, scientifically speaking, they are NOT the same. But since you have no knowledge on anthropology, stick to what you do best and thats being a bus driver and leave this matter to those who have better understanding.

so your white Remember my african black sister DIANA and other bleaching creams dont count as being white!!

[DANGIRL]

so your white Remember my african black sister DIANA and other bleaching creams dont count as being white!!

Never claim to be white/carab or anything in between nor do I use diana, shitface.