near death experiences....

[metamorphosis]

I have just survived a destructive car accident alhamdulilah! any near death experiences?

[Murax]

Well a couple years ago I was at the beach, and My swimming skills were not that great. I kinda went too deep and it was kinda windy and the waves were getting a little bigger. I kinda got pushed too far out and no matter how hard I swam it seemed for a while I was not getting any closer to shore. Even if I asked for help I was too far out for anyone to come on time but Alxamdulilah I always kinda have a no panic attitude and the worst thing You can do when in water is panic. I calmly kept going and after awhile I started making some progress and finally My feet touched the sand. I definitely felt I was near death though as I was getting pushed further and further back. Even when I think about it now I just cringe.

[Somaliman50]

Yeah i was close to a severe accident on two occasions, both times i was cycling. One time i tried cutting through a red traffic light; i was in a hurry and saw no cars on the bend, then suddenly a ford mondeo rushed past and i was very lucky to not have got further enough. It was one of those times you know the end result would be horrifying wallahi. Another time i had both brakes broken (i was a dumb teen) and decided to cycle downhill, i saw myself cycling into a narrow squeeze between a bus and a minivan which suddenly stopped. It was too late for me to react since i had no brakes and my bike smashed the side window, and only my thumb was dislocated. Alhamdulilah it could have been worser tho

[SultanOrder]

Ethiopia was a near death experience, my running and interrogation by the liyuu police plus 3 nights in jail, and then on the road back the driver high on qat but still fell asleep on the wheel 3am in the morning and hit basketball size rocks on the road going 60miles per hour, two right tires exploded, then the car swerved and swerved waking up to the what sound like explosions and then tire smoke filling the inside of the mini van with 17 people in it, the car nearly flipped but alhamdulilah it didn't. Then we were stranded for 4 hrs in some oromo territory, we ended up getting on a charter bus full of amhars going on some religious pilgrimage, and i nearly died from just the smell of the bus. 3 weeks later in addis I hear from my cousin that some people on the same mini vans transports got shot up in the same area. I'm never going back to ethiopia

[InvisibleHand]

One time my friend wanted to get coffee. I told him get it at the coffeeshop at school but he insisted in getting it from the one downtown (same company). We reach downtown and while crossing the street a speeding bus almost hits me until he grabs my bag and pushes me back. He then says Allah are you crazy you would of been killed and I'm like stop yelling I wouldn't of been close to death if you got your damn coffee at school

I was grateful but still I wouldn't of been in this situation if he just got his coffee from the store that was on campus

[Thuganomics]

If I told you,you wouldn't believe me

[Lillaahiya]

Almost got hit by a car.

[SultanOrder]

If I told you,you wouldn't believe me

what is it?

[eliteSomali]

awhile ago, we rented a car from San Diego and drove all the way to MN. xaafad yaroo loo yaqaano Franklin baan tagnay. We got dressed and then went to shiisha spot located on the 270. we met some chicks there, took 'em out. They wanted geedo, so we did geedo shopping. to our surprise, one of the chicks is a lesbian whose partner is naag madoow ah. anagoo god kula jirno ayaa naagtii madoowda aheed noogu imaatay and said "nigga what the fuck u think u doin'? we told 'em to relax and then she said, "that's my bitch ur f-king with" lol my homie was surprised. she told the somali girl "bitch get in the car" and then pulled out a gun. she held that shyt to my homie's head and then I told her we'll give u all the trees we got and that the whole shyt was a misunderstanding. she said fine, we had no geedo so we went out for another geedo shopping. we gave it to them and then she still had the gun to his head and then she asked me(I was driving) to drop them to their place. I said fine not knowing what the bitch was cooking. ileen niman bay wacday oo oogu sheekaysay rag baan hayaa. As drove there, we got to their apartments and then luckily as they were getting out, one girl I knew from SD came to me and said "hebel" is that you? she then said "kacarar meesha, rag baa idin sugayee" shyt as soon as they stepped out of the car, I pressed the f-king gas and we dipped out. ever since then, I been too cautious.

another time in Colino park in SD near Crawford High, but this one I'd rather not talk about.

[Lillaahiya]

^

[Thuganomics]

awhile ago, we rented a car from San Diego and drove all the way to MN. xaafad yaroo loo yaqaano Franklin baan tagnay. We got dressed and then went to shiisha spot located on the 270. we met some chicks there, took 'em out. They wanted geedo, so we did geedo shopping. to our surprise, one of the chicks is a lesbian whose partner is naag madoow ah. anagoo god kula jirno ayaa naagtii madoowda aheed noogu imaatay and said "nigga what the fuck u think u doin'? we told 'em to relax and then she said, "that's my bitch ur f-king with" lol my homie was surprised. she told the somali girl "bitch get in the car" and then pulled out a gun. she held that shyt to my homie's head and then I told her we'll give u all the trees we got and that the whole shyt was a misunderstanding. she said fine, we had no geedo so we went out for another geedo shopping. we gave it to them and then she still had the gun to his head and then she asked me(I was driving) to drop them to their place. I said fine not knowing what the bitch was cooking. ileen niman bay wacday oo oogu sheekaysay rag baan hayaa. As drove there, we got to their apartments and then luckily as they were getting out, one girl I knew from SD came to me and said "hebel" is that you? she then said "kacarar meesha, rag baa idin sugayee" shyt as soon as they stepped out of the car, I pressed the f-king gas and we dipped out. ever since then, I been too cautious. .

What the fuck kinda Somalis do you hang out with

[Murax]

Lilaahiya,

Similar thing happened to Me in Jasmine

[Lillaahiya]

^ That sucks..

[Coldoon]

awhile ago, we rented a car from San Diego and drove all the way to MN. xaafad yaroo loo yaqaano Franklin baan tagnay. We got dressed and then went to shiisha spot located on the 270. we met some chicks there, took 'em out. They wanted geedo, so we did geedo shopping. to our surprise, one of the chicks is a lesbian whose partner is naag madoow ah. anagoo god kula jirno ayaa naagtii madoowda aheed noogu imaatay and said "nigga what the fuck u think u doin'? we told 'em to relax and then she said, "that's my bitch ur f-king with" lol my homie was surprised. she told the somali girl "bitch get in the car" and then pulled out a gun. she held that shyt to my homie's head and then I told her we'll give u all the trees we got and that the whole shyt was a misunderstanding. she said fine, we had no geedo so we went out for another geedo shopping. we gave it to them and then she still had the gun to his head and then she asked me(I was driving) to drop them to their place. I said fine not knowing what the bitch was cooking. ileen niman bay wacday oo oogu sheekaysay rag baan hayaa. As drove there, we got to their apartments and then luckily as they were getting out, one girl I knew from SD came to me and said "hebel" is that you? she then said "kacarar meesha, rag baa idin sugayee" shyt as soon as they stepped out of the car, I pressed the f-king gas and we dipped out. ever since then, I been too cautious. .

[hipsterrunoff]

awhile ago, we rented a car from San Diego and drove all the way to MN. xaafad yaroo loo yaqaano Franklin baan tagnay. We got dressed and then went to shiisha spot located on the 270. we met some chicks there, took 'em out. They wanted geedo, so we did geedo shopping. to our surprise, one of the chicks is a lesbian whose partner is naag madoow ah. anagoo god kula jirno ayaa naagtii madoowda aheed noogu imaatay and said "nigga what the fuck u think u doin'? we told 'em to relax and then she said, "that's my bitch ur f-king with" lol my homie was surprised. she told the somali girl "bitch get in the car" and then pulled out a gun. she held that shyt to my homie's head and then I told her we'll give u all the trees we got and that the whole shyt was a misunderstanding. she said fine, we had no geedo so we went out for another geedo shopping. we gave it to them and then she still had the gun to his head and then she asked me(I was driving) to drop them to their place. I said fine not knowing what the bitch was cooking. ileen niman bay wacday oo oogu sheekaysay rag baan hayaa. As drove there, we got to their apartments and then luckily as they were getting out, one girl I knew from SD came to me and said "hebel" is that you? she then said "kacarar meesha, rag baa idin sugayee" shyt as soon as they stepped out of the car, I pressed the f-king gas and we dipped out. ever since then, I been too cautious.

another time in Colino park in SD near Crawford High, but this one I'd rather not talk about.

Amazing story. Tell us the other one.