Indian culture appreciation

Areesa · Postby **Areesa** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:31 pm

So you basically want to be a man bitch.

gurey25 · Postby **gurey25** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:40 pm

They should try to copy and modernize the ancient practice of Persian women.
They used to hide more than one very sharp and long needle the length of a dagger in the many folds of her trousers and skirts.
They became very skilled at its use and were trained from a young age..
Men were shit scared of trying to rape a women till the practice died out in the 1900's mainly to changes of fashion,
its more difficult to hide it even in a chador, it takes too much time to get it out and use it.

rapists are usually cowards too. and once you stick a nice fat and long needle in one of their sternums the rest should run for it.

Colonel · Postby **Colonel** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 2:48 pm

are you out of your mind??????????????

the dowry system is the root of Indias social problems.
its the reason female children are seen as a liability and abortions are very common.

The man should pay the dowry, not the other way around.

Let's put religion aside for a minute, why is it considered difficult for a girl to pay a dowry but overlooked when the guy has to?

gurey25 · Postby **gurey25** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:00 pm

its because the man is the breadwinner, the women should receive dowry, this is the natural and superior system.
In the indian example all the pressure is placed on the womens family, if they have money then they can handle it,
if they dont then having female children is a curse a very bad curse that will ruin the family financially.

Postby **AbdiWahab252** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:06 pm

Colonel,

Akhii, you still can get your dowry. This is how you do it. Look for a Garoob with children, or a woman who in her early to mid 30s and is desperate to settle. She will pick up the tab if you insist which is just like a dowry. I have known Faraxs whose sole expense was the tuxedo rental and his haircut. This rest is covered by his wife.

Even, I got such offers after feigning financial difficulties in getting married. She even wanted to throw in a 5 series BMW too. But I don't want to be like my cousin whom my Abti refers to as "Kii la guursaday" whose wife and family paid for the vast majority of the expenses.

Colonel · Postby **Colonel** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:09 pm

its because the man is the breadwinner, the women should receive dowry, this is the natural and superior system.

I don't know about the work ratios in India but I believe it's fair to say that this isn't the case anymore in much of the world when as many women work.

Colonel,

Akhii, you still can get your dowry. This is how you do it. Look for a Garoob with children, or a woman who in her early to mid 30s and is desperate to settle. She will pick up the tab if you insist which is just like a dowry. I have known Faraxs whose sole expense was the tuxedo rental and his haircut. This rest is covered by his wife.

Even, I got such offers after feigning financial difficulties in getting married. She even wanted to throw in a 5 series BMW too. But I don't want to be like my cousin whom my Abti refers to as "Kii la guursaday" whose wife and family paid for the vast majority of the expenses.

A very tempting offer indeed but I must have sole access to The Hole of Refuge.

Postby **AbdiWahab252** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:11 pm

Colonel,

I am a skilled negotiator and as your Adeer, I am willing to negotiate with your future in laws. Just cover the ticket, my hotel room, khat expenses, and allow me to have the first dibs on all Xalimos who come to the wedding.

That is all. I negotiate so well, even the INdians say, "You are a Black Banyani"

Colonel · Postby **Colonel** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 3:20 pm

Colonel,

I am a skilled negotiator and as your Adeer, I am willing to negotiate with your future in laws. Just cover the ticket, my hotel room, khat expenses, and allow me to have the first dibs on all Xalimos who come to the wedding.

That is all. I negotiate so well, even the INdians say, "You are a Black Banyani"

gurey25 · Postby **gurey25** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:03 pm

@ Kii la guursaday"

Enlightened~Sista · Postby **Enlightened~Sista** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:23 pm

Hindidan aad ku qoslaysaan boqol jeer ayeey Somalida dhaamaan. Maba is furaan AT ALL unlike Somalidda waalan. Waa hardworking, ambitious, successful people who hold on fast on to their dhaqan and customs.

Cumar-Labasuul · Postby **Cumar-Labasuul** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 4:30 pm

^
sure they are

Colonel · Postby **Colonel** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:00 pm

Indian males live the good life, this is how their guur process goes:

Girl's family visits home: we want to give our daughter to your son.

Indian dude: what have u got to offer me :ufdup:

Girl's family: our daughter is our gift to you, and indeed it is a gift of greatness :wow:

Indian dude: :Heh:

GTFO my house

Girl's family: a new house, car and up front cash

Indian dude:

Negritude · Postby **Negritude** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:12 pm

This thread backfired HARD.

Postby **Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:27 pm

quote="Colonel"]Indian males live the good life, this is how their guur process goes:

Girl's family visits home: we want to give our daughter to your son.

Indian dude: what have u got to offer me

Girl's family: our daughter is our gift to you, and indeed it is a gift of greatness

Indian dude: GTFO my house

Girl's family: a new house, car and up front cash

Indian dude:

raganimo yara..nin la aroosay

hipsterrunoff · Postby **hipsterrunoff** » Sat Dec 22, 2012 9:22 pm

This thread was basically a free for all Colonel roast. Colonel this backfired on you quick. :ufdup:

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