Speaking of bro, can I give you some unsollicited advice and help you make a good impression on your facebook friend when the night of reckoning is upon you.
waxaad samaysaa…horta you take a good long shower ma garatay? sii fiicaan isaga shaqee…bacdeen waxaad xidhanaysaa khamiis nadiif ah and nothing else…yacni commando style. In fact, you should banish all manners of kalsoons from your wardrobe… Haye…waa inaad in yaroo nafaqa ah cuntaa, Some vegetables (no meat) and a shake made from gensing + papaya + xulbad + duqus xabashi. Intaa markaad isku rido, waxaad yeeshaa, buy or borrow a girgire, one of those things ee uunsiga iyo fooxa lagu "suubiyo", 4 dhuxul (coal) oo nooca smokeless loo yaqaano (bilaa qiiq ah) ayaad ku shidaysaa girgiraha. Markey dhuxushu bulbusho ayaad in yaroo foox ah ku daadin. Waxaad deetana soo dalbanaysa aflaamta walac-walacda (blue night special) from pay per view. Don't go to those raunchy sites on the internet. You're looking for something with a high production value yet that's tasteful. filinka ku tuuro while squatting over the girgire…make sure your knees are bent at an exact 90 degree angle. Any higher than that, you wont get the full benefit of the taxliil…if you go lower, you risk roasting the nuts and that's not the objective. No matter what you do, ha is farafareyn, ignore the urges…the motto is "Look mom, no hands"…Do this for 15 minutes, then iska seexo. Follow this regimen religiously, once a week for a month and I promise you, your boys will go from Eric the Eel to Michael Phelps…There's absolutely nothing wrong with them…wey yara cabudheen from lack of exercise and their swimming appendages have atrophied. The fragrant foox and the blessed heat will work them into shape in no time.
