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Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

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Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby caburiye1 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:18 am

So My cyber friends. I work up Yesterday and something is growing in right on my ass-hole. Its painful specially when I am seated or trying to pass a stool. I can't tell anyone not my boss. I can't even seat on my desk today as I am leaning on one buttock. What should I do? I just can't imagine me showing a doctor. I am not comfortable in a man scruiternizing my ass-hole. Should I ask for a female Dr. Just to be save? Should I just wait incase it bursts. Wallaahi plz ilataliya. I just told my wife this morning but still refused to show her. I am too shy. Meeshaas is too private for even my mom to see.

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby gobdoon » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:23 am

Shit gently , I heard the way toilets are designed is not natural , because in the past people used to do their thing in open space/ground , inather words the way you are sitting in a toilet seat is not normal.

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby igotkatzngingersnapz » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:27 am

hamorroid perhabs

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby kambuli » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:31 am

Caburiye,

You are suffering of hemorrhoids you need to use preparation H....it should work very quickly...http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/prepar ... 002b64f18c

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby Corruption1 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:32 am

what should i do.
become a muslim and stop your gay life style. :holdup:

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby salool » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:43 am

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby SiennaEarth » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:47 am

what should i do.
become a muslim and stop your gay life style. :holdup:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby DR-YALAXOOW » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:42 am

Baabasiiir!! baasabiirka waa wax normal ah oo qof waliba ku dhaco.. waxaad sameeysaa first stop eating cuntada besbaaska ama curry ama xawaajiga ku jiro.. second waxaad soo iibsataaaa caanaha Garoorka ama fadhiga ah. waxaad ka soo soo iibsataa cornflakes nooca QAMADIGA laga sameeyey. Stop eating BAAASTADA. sidoo kale waxaa joojisaa inaad cunto HLIBKA ARRIGA.. caloosha waa jilceysaa markaad cuntadaas aa kuu sheegay aad cunto and as soon as xaarkaaga jilco meesha nabarka ee baabasiirka waaa bogsooneysaaa..
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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby caburiye1 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:53 am

Caburiye,

You are suffering of hemorrhoids you need to use preparation H....it should work very quickly...http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/prepar ... 002b64f18c
Thank you Abaayo Kambuli. I will go buy it right now. Waa dhibaato xanuun. I have my winter jacket on the chair now as I try to sit. It hurts when I walk or sit.

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby caburiye1 » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:59 am

what should i do.
become a muslim and stop your gay life style. :holdup:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You two Disguts me. Isku xishooda dad waaweyn baa tihiine. Waxaad kahadlaysaan waa wax laga xishood.

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby STARKAST » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:00 am

Definitely hemorrhoids. The above can help or ask a pharmacist when you're both alone. Also don't worry its common i see it all the time.
Also try not sitting down for long periods of time because this is a common factor as to why it happens - pressure you see. And don't sit on the toilet for too long..!

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby original dervish » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:01 am

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby AhlulbaytSoldier » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:02 am

In Truth, Caburiye became one of the most stubborn trolls :wtf: :dead: :dead: :wow:

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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby AhlulbaytSoldier » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:06 am

Baabasiiir!! baasabiirka waa wax normal ah oo qof waliba ku dhaco.. waxaad sameeysaa first stop eating cuntada besbaaska ama curry ama xawaajiga ku jiro.. second waxaad soo iibsataaaa caanaha Garoorka ama fadhiga ah. waxaad ka soo soo iibsataa cornflakes nooca QAMADIGA laga sameeyey. Stop eating BAAASTADA. sidoo kale waxaa joojisaa inaad cunto HLIBKA ARRIGA.. caloosha waa jilceysaa markaad cuntadaas aa kuu sheegay aad cunto and as soon as xaarkaaga jilco meesha nabarka ee baabasiirka waaa bogsooneysaaa..
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good luck sxb
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Re: Something growing in my Ass-hole am in Pain

Postby hydrogen » Mon Jan 21, 2013 11:29 am

Dr-Yalaxow seems to be an expert on this.

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