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American ambassador and African diplomat

Postby Amirsade » Sun May 05, 2013 12:26 am

A new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus, we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."
The American frowned. "Russian roulette's not a very nice game." The diplomat smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play.
"I'll show you how."
He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later, six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told the American.
"That's great," the ambassador said, "but it doesn't seem much like Russian roulette."
"Oh, it is. One of them is a cannibal!!!

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Re: American ambassador and African diplomat

Postby hargaysaay » Sun May 05, 2013 2:24 am

ceeb la qaniinay talo ma leh

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Re: American ambassador and African diplomat

Postby Eaglehawk » Sun May 05, 2013 5:59 am

ceeb la qaniinay talo ma leh
certain things are left unsaid dude

suldaanka marada maanta wa ka dhacday, allow ceebtanada astuur

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Re: American ambassador and African diplomat

Postby srsbsns » Sun May 05, 2013 9:47 am

I thought he was going to reveal one of them had AIDs.


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