I get super, super excited reading archaic, historical English books, mostly 18th century England. I literally get hives and 'xajiiin' when reading these charming old books. The smell of the dust, accumulated on the cover of the book, the pages, gets me going. I just checked out a book in the library that was last checked in 1939!

I mean, either I am very unique or I am very insane! I look forward to my lunch time, going home, I skip laundry or socializing with friends and family--just to put on a fcuking comfortable pajamas-- and read my Horace Walpole letters' book. These letters have been written more than 200 years ago, has NOTHING to do with me, my modern life, or my race or my Somali genealogy-- yet it gives me more orgasm than my stupid marehaan husband. Is this madness or just a blessed happenstance of happiness?
