Judge: Sir, YOU have violated the ACT of must breed your qabil of 2015-code 11 which states a male of Sade or any Darood Ismael lineage MUST breed a child or face prison time.
abdi.ismail > Your honor, this violates my personal right. As human-being, I have the right to choose NOT to procreate. I hate children.
Judge: Then, -why don't you impregnate a woman and divorce her immediately after impregnation. Let her raise the child. You just have to provide your share of child support.
abdi.ismail : That is interesting option your honor, but I rather avoid the entire ordeal of a situation.
Judge:
abdi.ismail : I mean, in general I find that my hate for children doesn't really stem from my dislike or any adverse feelings about this angels on earth, but rather my discomfort with the act of ---you know.
Judge Hyperactive: I am not following ikhiyaar. Explain yourself tafadhaal.
abdi.ismail : I mean, to say--I am germ-aphobic. is an understatement. The idea of the act of copulation itself --to me --is vastly unhygienic and violent in nature.
Judge Sheikh Hyper: Asalaal aleikum. Tafaldhal please use the word 'sex' instead of copulation as many here do not understand big words, I understand your discomfort,---but this is interesting. Proceed.
abdi.ismail : What I was saying ---your honor--- was--children come as a result of a filthy, disgusting, violent, sweating act of waaasmo.
Hyper:
(sweating)abdi.ismail -- The act of waaasmo comprises of violent motions and movements, vulgar exchange of bodily fluid, unnecessary female noise, even though I know my lil abdi don't hurt a fly--but she indulges her noises on me which makes me uncomfortable, even though her intention is to please me, but truthfully I am ONLY concerned of my neighbors welfare of peace. The noise get church gospel like sometimes. Utterly egregious. So I avoid the entire children business.
Judge Sheikh Hyper: Cough Cough! Subhannahlaah, tafadhaal, brother abdi ismail bin sharaaf, less strong word than Waa--bleep.
abdi,ismail: LOL
Judge Hyper: Mashalaah me too. Hoorta I don't mind the act of sex itself, as I have no energy, and my wife basra does all the job, but in general this act is very exhausting. I am glad I am not alone. Thanks for sharing brother.
abdi.ismail Judge --are we bonding?
Am I free to go now?Judge: Have u tried artificial insemination?
Basra watches the court drama from her home tv and sends her husband, the judge a text message.
Grrrrrrrrr tiger---u make me hot. U sound so smart and confident on tv, cant wait for u to come home. I will spank you.
Sheikh Hyper:
(sweating)
basra aka hydrogen that was sad why you gotta make fun of their laangaabnimo
That quote was said by the character named Mr. Bennet, addressing to his clergy man cousin who came to visit him and his family. The clergy man was a kiss a$$er lol who was effeminate and pompous. 
Jane Austen is so yesterday. 