"Somaliland" to join the European Union and Nato

[Lacageylacag]

All somalilanders are requested to bleach their skin white for the occassion and remove the hijab from their ladies.
Also all somaliland male must drink like Galool and qudhac maeygag.
You must smoke, keep boyfriends, make somaliland closer to Europe geographically.

[*HannaH*]

It's not good to drink a 40 before you post a thread.

[AbdiWahab252]

Actually a 40 doesn't give u a buzz

HannaH, get back to sniffing your Magic Markers

[*HannaH*]

Welmers glue does the trick,

Dhudh, I use to eat construction paper walaahi and my mom use to kick my azz

[QansaGabeyle]

Construction paper used to get you high? I have seen people who clay, you know the dark type. I don't know if they have in the north but is common around Kismaayo area. Nafaqa la'aan ayaa u geyse kuwaas though.

"Uusey aagaan biito"

[*HannaH*]

War Ilahay amarkii badanaa...

Niggah Who said I grew up back home? You know damn well there is no contruction paper in Somalia

I use to eat it for the taste......

[Sir-Luggoyo]

How does it taste?

[Libaax*]

whats this, the drugs rehabilitation meeting today.

[Samatr]

[quote="*HannaH*"]War Ilahay amarkii badanaa...

Niggah Who said I grew up back home? You know damn well there is no contruction paper in Somalia

I use to eat it for the taste......[/quote]

For the taste.

What was the best flavour?

[*HannaH*]

The Crayola kind was too watered down....

The best kind was the kind they use to give us in class, probably from the dollar store.....You know the cheap shit

[QansaGabeyle]

So you grew up in Canada huh. Damn them people from canada are pouring into my little town like a motherfukka. I can't understand how someone can be in the west for more than 20 years and still be on welfare and live in public housing.

[*HannaH*]

Me either, gormaa shaqo radsanasaana?

[AbdiWahab252]

Wonders how Qansa's family were on the Afweyne Marexan 21 year welfare plan

[qudhac-m]

mareexaan and walfare ilaah baa isu abuuray

[QansaGabeyle]

You should wonder how aan kuu rarane for 21 years without a single complaint, too.