The most truly madly deeply Islamists and the just the truly deeply dumb - and some might say the two categories might on occassion overlap, actually literally believe that everything about life, love and death and all things in between are encompassed and contained within the covers of the holy Quran.
All scientific discoveries are said to have been derived from the great pages of the green book.
This is quite a claim when one reflects on the fact that the Quran claims earth is flat and the sun sets in a murky pond surrounded by lilliputian humanoids whose lives Allah so despised that he gave a licence for their extermination to Alexander the Great, the famous Macedonian warlord and the pyromaniac extraordinaire of Persepolis.
Not only that but the Quran seems to have been written in a period when God whose absolute words it is seem to have forgotten to mention around 90% of planet earth. The Indian, Pcaific and Atalantic oceans are completely missing so is of course the Americas, Africa outside ethiopia, Asia except Indiia, Persia and China, Russia, Northern Europe, Latin America, Australia, Austaliasia, NZ, the poles. In fact not one species of flora or fauna outside what wass known to Muhammed and his community is mentioned in teh Quran.
Oh and of course the Quran believes bouncing babies are borne out of only sperm ignoring the female contribution to teh process apart from being ovens for the buns.
Given all of that I was still shocked that Allah's female representative on Earth aka Somaliziss could not find teh guidelines for fixing Visual Basic just behind Surat Yassin near of course Al-hakum and past the `Cow'. The `Bee' might just be hinting at the multicolors of the programme.
Good luck
