Welcome to SomaliNet Forums, a friendly and gigantic Somali centric active community. Login to hide this block

You are currently viewing this page as a guest. By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics, ask questions, educate others, use the advanced search, subscribe to threads and access many, many other features. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join SomaliNet forums today! Please note that registered members with over 50 posts see no ads whatsoever! Are you new to SomaliNet? These forums with millions of posts are just one section of a much larger site. Just visit the front page and use the top links to explore deep into SomaliNet oasis, Somali singles, Somali business directory, Somali job bank and much more. Click here to login. If you need to reset your password, click here. If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Daily chitchat.

Moderators: Moderators, Junior Moderators

Forum rules
This General Forum is for general discussions from daily chitchat to more serious discussions among Somalinet Forums members. Please do not use it as your Personal Message center (PM). If you want to contact a particular person or a group of people, please use the PM feature. If you want to contact the moderators, pls PM them. If you insist leaving a public message for the mods or other members, it will be deleted.
OUR SPONSOR: LOGIN TO HIDE
AmalJaber
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 609
Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:54 am

Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby AmalJaber » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:07 am

Zambian president Joyce Banda kneels before fellow presidents, respecting them coz they are men.

Image

:o

User avatar
AbkoowDhiblaawe
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 13604
Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:02 pm
Location: chilling in Liido beach

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby AbkoowDhiblaawe » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:09 am

Lol

User avatar
Hawdian
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 2491
Joined: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:02 pm
Location: Berbera to Tis Abay with one step.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby Hawdian » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:12 am

Amal?? Wife??? Wat da monkey biz?

That's low. The habar is a slave not a president nor a wife.

AmalJaber
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 609
Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:54 am

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby AmalJaber » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:28 am

Amal?? Wife??? Wat da monkey biz?

That's low. The habar is a slave not a president nor a wife.
Sorry, she's malawian president, not Zambian.

Nope..it's not slave. It's respect. They get angry when you tell them to stand. They feel you don't treasure them. They kneel when they bring food on the table...

Image

User avatar
Vivacious
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 5189
Joined: Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:48 am
Location: Life is waking up an hour early to live an hour more :)

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby Vivacious » Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:41 am

There is a difference between respecting men and kneeling for them.

User avatar
ManD333q
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 3459
Joined: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:13 pm

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby ManD333q » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:27 am

Amal?? Wife??? Wat da monkey biz?

.
lool didn't u know Amal is a man : :o

User avatar
Clown
SomaliNetizen
SomaliNetizen
Posts: 457
Joined: Sat Jul 06, 2013 4:48 pm

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby Clown » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:43 am

:eat:
Last edited by Clown on Fri Jul 19, 2013 11:09 am, edited 1 time in total.

User avatar
Keyblade
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 6180
Joined: Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:01 am
Location: I don't mean to dwell, but I can't help myself.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby Keyblade » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:46 am

I unno man, I'd try Walmart, they have what you're looking for more often than not.

User avatar
GeoSeven
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 5628
Joined: Sat Sep 17, 2011 10:41 am
Location: Out of my mind somewhere...always somewhere, never an exact location.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby GeoSeven » Fri Jul 19, 2013 2:42 pm

:lol: What kind of custom is that

If a female did that I would be like :wtf: stand up before I slap you. I'm interacting with a human being not a damn animal.

User avatar
Hawdian
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 2491
Joined: Thu Jul 04, 2013 8:02 pm
Location: Berbera to Tis Abay with one step.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby Hawdian » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:14 pm

If a naag did that to me, I would feel very uncomfortable. Intaan laado ayan ku odhan laha naa mesha ka kaac ilahay ma ihiiye.

User avatar
hargaysaay
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 8453
Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:32 am
Location: Best part about getting high having sex with you is geting high having sex with you part.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby hargaysaay » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:18 pm

she is in perfect position to give blowjob. I would tell her to give me one if she wants my blessings and satisfaction with her femininity custom .

SecretAgent
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 4824
Joined: Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:58 pm
Location: east south west north

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby SecretAgent » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:19 pm

she is in perfect position to give blowjob. I would tell her to give me one if she wants my blessings and satisfaction with her femininity custom .
Wtf dude she's 62 years old thy don't give dooms

User avatar
hargaysaay
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 8453
Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:32 am
Location: Best part about getting high having sex with you is geting high having sex with you part.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby hargaysaay » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:23 pm

not she sport , i mean any Zambian woman that kneels before me

LetsCookBreakfast
SomaliNet Heavyweight
SomaliNet Heavyweight
Posts: 1728
Joined: Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:10 pm
Location: Too busy writing history to read it

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby LetsCookBreakfast » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:27 pm

not she sport , i mean any Zambian woman that kneels before me
U gon get da aids.

User avatar
hargaysaay
SomaliNet Super
SomaliNet Super
Posts: 8453
Joined: Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:32 am
Location: Best part about getting high having sex with you is geting high having sex with you part.

Re: Where Can I Get Such A Wife?

Postby hargaysaay » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:34 pm

not she sport , i mean any Zambian woman that kneels before me
U gon get da aids.
I refuse to discriminate Allahs people based on preconceived stereotypes collusively exaggerated by the imperialistic media to be believed by bums like you
only to be repelled by intellectually sound individual like me . grow some brain cells at the rate you are going at You may die of stupidity. :mrgreen: :up:


OUR SPONSOR: LOGIN TO HIDE

Hello, Has your question been answered on this page? We hope yes. If not, you can start a new thread and post your question(s). It is free to join. You can also search our over a million pages (just scroll up and use our site-wide search box) or browse the forums.

  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “General - General Discussions”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 75 guests